#fei.phinks

Shalnark:

Shalnark is not afraid of your ability at all

He has DEFINITELY asked you to use it on him before to which you kindly said no to

ALSO I think if you two are just randomly walking down the street he’ll be like ‘hey manipulate that person into buying us some food’ out of nowhere (and idk about you but I would do it )

In the beginning of your journey with the troupe he’d always try his hardest for them to let him go with you whenever you have to split up with the group

But you walking around alone is part of the facade of making you look like a normal civilian so he wasn’t let every single time :((

Don’t worry though !! That makes the reunion 1000% more wholesome heuheuheu

Shalnark would very much sit you down after every mission and ask you to tell him everything that happened

Partially because he needs to keep track of what happened for the mission but also because he wants to hear you talk about your ability and it gives him time to admire you :))

Feitan:

It’s a rough start with this man,, he was quite threatened by your ability at first because that would mean that you can easily turn your back against the troupe

But overtime he finally worked up to you and you two got together which leads to currently where he’d usually tail behind you whenever you go off on your own

Everyone tells him not to but he don’t listen aksdhfjks he just wants to admire you from afar !!!! And make sure you’re doing okay

But no one is allowed to tell you that he tails after you -- just some kinda pride thing he has no one knows why even

Also he DEFINITELY uses your ability to threaten people

Like if they ever make him irritated he’ll just  be like ‘i’m about to call my s/o over and they’ll use their ability so you better cut that out’

Works everytime 

Phinks:

Despite the fact that Phinks is dating you he’s going to be the one that’s staying the FURTHEST away from you when you use your ability

Because here’s the thing right -- I’m very convinced that Phinks is VERY gullible so Feitan and Shalnark probably told him something about your ability that’s just so far from the truth like “you’ll start balding if you’re too close to y/n when they use their ability” and it scared the life out of Phinks

He’s still cheering for you dw !! Just,, from a far distance

Also he thinks your ability is so so cool, would brag about it to others and then emphasize how it’s just so powerful that you can’t even demonstrate because it would be too risky

No but every time you have to split from the group during a mission he’ll give you a big gesture as goodbye and then just scream as you’re going you’re own way

This dude is literally about to expose your locations by how loud he’s yelling ‘YEAH GO GET EM BABE’ it’s just a mess Shalnark is so so close to taping his mouth shut

It’s been quite a while now since Feitan’s admitted to having a crush on you and believe me when I tell you THAT was an entire struggle within itself

But now progress has been made and at least Feitan’s admitted that he is crushing -- the next step is to having him confess which Phinks and Shalnark lowkey thought was going to be an easy task because of how straight forward and blunt Feitan always is

Turns out that was NOT true at all

This man cannot flirt for the life of him and what’s worse is that everyone else knows about his crush so whenever he talks to you it’s pretty clear that he’s trying to flirt and he draws in others’ attentions when he talks to you

The amount of times Phinks and Shalnark tried to get him to confess you can’t even imagine

And then the two suddenly take matters into their own hands and they came up with the plan to try and make Feitan jealous

Suddenly Shalnark is getting a little too touchy with you whenever he hugs you to welcome you back into the room 

And Phinks is spitting out these very funny jokes that no one’s ever heard him say before but it makes you laugh until your stomach hurts

Feitan is NOT having it at all this man is just 24/7 like >:(( now

Everyone else can tell that you’re oblivious to what Phinks and Shalnark are doing,, you don’t understand that they’re technically trying to flirt with you because to you it just seems like they’re being nicer to you than usual

But Feitan doesn’t know that you don’t realize it so he genuinely thinks that you’re playing along with their flirting and that you enjoy it

This pushes him to a point where he literally can’t stand seeing Shalnark and Phinks making advances at you and he literally blurts out a confession out of nowhere when you were in the middle of a conversation with Phinks and Shalnark

*Cue Phinks and Shalnark quietly leaving the room so you two can talk alone*

Right after the leave the room you hear giggling right away form the two men who just left because they’re excited for Feitan LOLOL

Feitan:

Feitan thinks it’s so so so cool because um you’re whole family kills for money ???? It’s basically his dream job

LOVES visiting your house and talking to your family members

Also always tries to get a job there ajdshfkjhs even though you’ve told him a bunch of times that this is a family business

At this point he might as well already be considered family considering how close you two are

DEFINITELY tried to pay you to kill someone for him once and you declined because he was just trying to push his troupe duties on you LOLOL

If you’re not already in the troupe, this man will try and get you to join ASAP 

He will literally sit you and Chrollo down at a meeting table and try to figure out some kind of deal so Chrollo will let you in 

Shalnark:

Shalnark wants to learn ALLLL about it

Mostly just how your family even got into this type of business because he finds it so fascinating

Tries to get your family to be business partners with the troupe akdshfjhdf

Don’t blame him he just wants to spend more time with you :((

I think Shalnark would be extra worried for you whenever you go to do jobs -- he knows you’re skilled and you’ve got it all under control but there’s just a part of his brain that doesn’t let that thought go

Every time you come back from a job he treats it as if he hasn’t seen you in years

MAYBE sheds a tear .... depends on if he woke up in a good mood or not

Doesn’t try to get you to join the troupe like Feitan does though, he just thinks that you already got your owns stuff going on so he doesn’t want to intrude 

Phinks:

Phinks is ... he’s a lil bit scared I’m not going to lie

He’s dealt with assassins before (I assume), but a WHOLE FAMILY ?? nOT TO MENTION HE’S DATING SOMEONE IN A FAMLIY OF ASSASSINS

The first few weeks of the relationship this man plans his every move VERY carefully

He was so convinced that if he made a mistake you’re entire family was going to go after him

And then you caught on and explained to him how he didn’t have to be so tense all the time LOLOL

Big improvement after that

He still watches himself though, there’s still that tiny bit of fear left

When he MEETS your family for the first time oh my

He’s a mess -- stutters a lot, makes bad jokes, he’s just everywhere and you can’t help but laugh a bit from how cute it all is 

Just give him some time and let him warm up to your family, he’ll get there one day 

Feitan:

He laughs at you KAJSDHFKJDH 

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP LAUGHS AT YOU THE MAN DOESN’T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT

Sometimes when you’re lucky he’ll give you a ‘tch’ instead of laughing at you

If you tell him any part of your body hurts because you accidentally bumped into an object he’ll jokingly scold you and tell you to be more careful

This man is all talk but we all know he stocks up with medical supplies for in case your clumsiness gets you seriously hurt

He also has a habit now of keeping a very close eye on you whenever you’re on the move because he’s always scared that you’re going to get seriously hurt one day

Shalnark:

Shal will only laugh if you laugh because he really can’t tell if you’re in pain from bumping into that table for the nth time that day

Definitely asks if you’re okay every time you hurt yourself (which is quite often)

Maybe tries to start putting some soft padding onto the corners of furniture so you can be in a safer environment LOLOL but he’ll take them off if you insist that you don’t need them

Honestly is quite worried about you a lot and shows it more than Feitan, this man is always pulling you aside and asking if you’ve ran into anything on multiple occasions throughout the day

If he sees a bruise forming he WILL patch it up -- I don’t think patching up a bruise would even help much BUT HE WILL DO IT NONETHELESS

Phinks:

Tries his best to be a decent person to not laugh but he is trying to hard to hold it back

This man covers his mouth with his hands and you can literally see his cheeks puff up from how hard he’s trying to hold in that laugh

Definitely asks if you’re okay but it comes out really rushed and he fake coughs at the end of the sentence to hide the chuckle

The first few times he grins a little bit after that you start to see a frown form on his face

This man goes from laughing to worried real fast

Starts to lecture you after a while on how you need to be more careful (he knows that you can’t really control it but he needs to feel helpful somehow LOLOL)

Feitan:

He knows. He already knows babes.

How? I have no idea, no one really knows HOW he found out, he’s got a sixth sense for these things or something

Even if you’ve never had a conversation with him, he just KNOWS SOMEHOW IT’S SCARY

If you ask him how he knew he’ll just shrug and be like ‘dunno, I was just able to tell’

And with a shy reader, he’d let them finished their confession before actually bluntly telling them that he already knew their secret

You’d bc almost tripping over your words, trying to get this confession out from under his VERY intense gaze and after you’re done you look at him with a cute lil smile and he’s just like ‘yeah, I knew’

You’re kind of just standing there trying to process what he just said and he just walks away with a smirk asdkfhkjhf

DON’T WORRY YOU WEREN’T REJECTED

Shalnark makes him talk to you after and clear things out because his way of accepting your confession was confusing as hell

Phinks:

Someone help this man read between the lines

Unless you specifically say ‘I like you’ in all capitals, he’s not going to get it

I think as someone shy, you’re not going to be able to actually say those words to him

So maybe, write a little cute letter, or describe how you feel about him rather than ‘I like you’

I just imagine you write this very wholesome letter, decorated and all that good stuff and he reads it and he’s all blushy blushy because your words were so cute

After he’s done reading he’s like ‘cool! I’m glad to know I’m one of your favourite pals!’

Feitan’s just watching this all go down from afar and he has to physically restrain himself from not going over and beating Phinks up for being so clueless

You’re just going to have to keep telling him that you like him tell it gets in his head babes

But he gets it in the end !!! After an embarrassingly long time but he get’s there in the end !!!

Pumpkin/Sweetie/Sweetie Pie/Baby: Gon, maybe Shalnark as well

Darling/Love/Precious/Honey: Leorio, Kurapika, Illumi, Chrollo

Bunny/Kitten/Doll: Shalnark, Hisoka, also possibly Chrollo

Babe/Dude/Bro (someone teach them the concept of nicknames please): Killua, Feitan, Phinks (but only for a little while in the beginning of the relationship)

Feitan:

VERY confused at first

Very very confused because I think Feitan is someone that has quite a small appetite

This man just doesn’t each much in general, so seeing you eat a bunch of snacks every single day makes him just a lil confused and also amazed

Like damn you ate ALL OF THAT?? He’s a little bit jealous because he gets full so easily and he can’t eat all the goodies like you can

Sometimes (emphasis on the sometimes) asks you for some snacks BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT because he wouldn’t be able to finish it if you gave him a lot anyways

Would also buy you snacks but not like Phinks akjsdhfkjfh

Feitan would buy you the snacks he KNOWS are your fav and he won’t buy as much as Phinks as once because he doesn’t want you to eat so much of one brand that you get tired of it

Shalnark:

Babes it’s going to be a COMPETITION

A BLOODBATH

If Shalnark finds out where you hide your snack stash GOOD LUCK HONESTLY

Because he will 10000% steal and he will 100000% eat them all before you can even get to it

Btw he already has his own snack stash so at this point you two are just stealing snacks from each other and it all cancels out LOL

He always “apologizes” after stealing your snacks (quotations because he has THAT grin on his face as he says sorry)

Would also buy you snacks but you buy snacks for him anyways so it all cancels out

As you can tell THERE IS A LOT OF BALANCE in the snack wars you have

And honestly? It’s fun as hell PLUS now you have a buddy to eat snacks with hehe

Phinks:

This man becomes your snack supplier LOLOL

At first he thinks ‘oh cool they likes snacks,, yeah I mean how doesn’t’

And then he sees just HOW MUCH snacks you consume in a day and he starts to think ‘THAT is very impressive’

Lowkey starts buying you these snacks no ones ever heard of JUST SO you can give him a review of it 

But aside from him asking you to review everything he just loves the way your face lights up when you see him pull out a bunch of snacks

You will NEVER EVER go out of snacks when Phinks is around and you can trust me on that

He’ll really only eat your snacks if you ask him to join you, but most times he won’t take your things because he simply just wants you to have them all

ALSO he’ll probably get into the habit of packing a few bags of your fav chips or cookies whenever you two go out -- he’s so used to it that sometimes he packs some even though he’s going out alone

At first Phinks was kind of laughing along

Some of the harmless little pranks were funny to him !! Giving him the wrong address, hiding his things and making them pop up out of nowhere the next day, messing with the contacts in his phone

He was handling the teasing like a champ

But then y’all didn’t stop ....... like it kept going for MONTHS

And Phinks started to get tired tired from all this

He had to start being so careful with everything he did because what if it was a prank?

HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW FEITAN WAS IN ON THIS LOLOL BC FEITAN WAS JUST SO LOWKEY ABOUT IT

But you and Shal were partially responsible he was aware of that

Whenever Phinks talks to Feitan about how he keeps getting pranked Feitan just nods and pretend like he wasn’t the one that came up with the latest prank idea

Sometimes Phinks will tell Shal to cut it ou but Shal just acts like he has no idea what’s going on and Phinks gives up LOLOL

When he asks you about it you just tell him to go talk to Shal because you’re not in charge of all the planning adjhfkjhf

Poor baby just deals with it for now until one day y’all were eating dinner together and Phinks was just trying to pour some salt but the top of the salt shaker was unscrewed and it just all dumped out onto his plate akdjfjhf

You three were ROLLING ON THE FLOOR like laughing so hard you couldn’t even breathe

Phinks didn’t talk to y’all for days