#feck off

Oh what's that? The heir is disconnected from their own psyche? Yeah, so's the weird little gardner who's been stalking them like a creep. Weirdos(affectionate)

[BTW this is coming from a dude with serious dissociative disorders and also psychosis lmao. Bryn my favorite mentally ill creep. I'm marrying them]

Finally. Freaks matched. The universe has found a balance. Life is finally okay.

Hi anon. I really tried not to take this question personally, but I guess I'm too much of a pro-wlw plots to let this pass.

Why would I write this plot? Because I want to. Because I enjoy the idea of this two characters going through a terrible law that forces them to get married and have babies together as an excuse to make them fall in love.

I guess your point is How can they impregnate each other? Well, you tell me, we are in a fandom in which Mpreg with cis-male characters exists, we have fests about it and all. So I guess I'm going to write Fpreg.

HOW are they going to get pregnant? Well, I believe I can also choose a bunch of ways. Let's start simple: hello, MAGIC? I guess they could also try some very intense multiorgasmic sex? They could have cauldron babies, for all I care.

Honestly, I just feel very offended that, when it comes to femslash, people are a bit offensive and even aggressive to plots that are a bit different. I'll write all the women who loves women plots I bloody well want. BECAUSE WLW DESERVE TO GET OUR STORIES WRITTEN.

Also: don't like, don't read.

Well I guess you shouldn't worry yourself too much then because I'm smart, I've got a hot af husband and I think I'm pretty hot too. Maybe you should pay more attention to your own life instead of mine.

I think I've heard just about enough of your hypocritical ways

Don't try to stop me now

Don't you make a sound

You've built yourself up oh so high just to tear me down

I'm so tired of you telling me

How to live and what I should not be

And I'm so tired of you telling me

What to do and what I don't believe

And after all that you're telling me

Why is it hate only what you can see?

And I'm so sick of you telling me that I will burn

I will not be free

This is my song

My red crusade

What will I say?

What will I do?

Maybe it's fear that leads your rage

Maybe you're me and I am you

So go ahead and point your fingers

Tell me who to love is it him or her?

When will you see this is who I am

S-i-n-n-e-r

Natural born sinner

I'm not gonna change

Stay out of my way

I don't need you to understand

That I'm already saved

Maybe you should stop, question all your pain

Can you look me in my eyes and say we're not the same.

Did you really think by pushing me

I would become what you want me to be?

And did you really think by hurting me

I'd open up and just hand you the key?

I know you're scared and don't understand

This is my life, this is who I am

What I do know is come judgement day

Before the lord can you say the same?

Oopsie daisies