#fearfulxwitch

He started to get up, only to be nearly hit by a yellow taxi cab. His arms instinctively raised to cover his face, but his mutation took care of the rest. It was simple survival instinct. With an explosion of purple sulfur, he was gone.

The problem with teleporting blind was, as he had been reminded of just seconds before, there was no way to tell where he was going. This time, he re-entered in a heap right in the middle of a crowd watching a street performer. The people gasped, screamed, and stepped back. Some simply left.

He felt his fur stand up on the back of his neck as heat crept up his spine. No matter how many times it happened, no matter how okay he was with his own body, reactions like this still hurt. “It’s all right.” He tried to smile, standing up. “It’s all part of the show!” Ever the showman, he was doing handstands, cartwheels, back- and forward-handsprings, somersaults, and everything in between. The other performer took his earnings and left, but Kurt stayed. Climbing up onto a street light, he announced, “Come one, come all, and see the Winding Way Circus’s very own Nightcrawler!”

“That’s him!”

Kurt’s head turned to see the performer pointing at him, accompanied by two of New York’s finest. 

Time for a quick exit. He attempted to teleport, but a bullet whizzed past, nicking his bicep. It threw off his concentration, so he ran. He teleported once he got his head cleared, and he kept on running, eventually careening into a young woman in scarlet. “Du lieber Himmel!” The words spilled out of his mouth before he had a chance to think about them. “Es tut mir leid! I am so sorry! Are you all right?”

The first person to send “Is it my lucky day?” owns my muse for a day

My NOTP for them: Maxicest.

My BROTP for them: Either with Pietro, Natasha or Crystal (Pietro’s wife/ex wife)

My OTP for them: Scarlet Vision!

My second choice pairing for them: Wanda and Kurt!

My fluffy pairing for them:

My angsty pairing for them I actually don’t have very many ships with Wanda. So I can’t answer these

My favorite poly ship for them

Tony set his phone on his bedside table and settled back against his bed.

“The nightmares, again.” 

she didn't forget that she put peanut butter in the brownies she forgot that her friend was allergic, my friend forgot I was allergic to shellfish and shoved crab in my face one day. it's actually a very common thing and if the friend did not ask if there was peanut butter in it before eating the brownie then that is a problem. i also don't think they're blaming anyone it's basically a way of saying "shit happens"

The conversation word for word is:

“There’s peanut butter in the brownies.” “She asked you!” “I forgot!”

She definitely asked if there was peanuts in the brownies and the friend definitely forgot there was peanut butter in the brownies until someone was calling an ambulance. Like there was a way to write this in the scenario you’re describing, and then there’s the way they actually wrote it.