Noel Garcia. Or rather, Dante Campana. The Artisan.
Noel Garcia. I know what most of you are thinking. Who the hell is that? Well, in truth, heâs nobody. Just your average chef, average husband (if you remember him from our article about the lovely Evie Fischer), average man. Like we said, nobody.Â
But I bet you donât know just how much of a nobody Noel Garcia is. I bet you didnât know that âNoel Garciaâ didnât even exist until seven years ago.Â
Now, Dante Campana. Thatâs somebody. A really big somebody if youâre from Europe, and if youâre not, let me break it down for you. The Campanas are basically The Kardashians of Spain, sans the reality show and plastic surgery. Gabriel Campana is the CEO of a business conglomerate that owns a list of companies maybe longer than the list of lies Noel -- Iâm sorry, Dante-- has told in order to keep his real identity hush hush. And Sofia Campana, or rather Sofia Aiza as she goes by in her writing, well that should ring some bells. You probably had to do a book report on one of her novels in high school. Sheâs acclaimed in her own right, and if you remember correctly, on all the back of her books in the cute little biography blurb they always put back there, it always says that sheâs a loving mother, and now we know to who. Well, to at least one of whom.Â
Now this is where things get sticky. If you want to know what the Campanas are really famous for hold tight. Things are about to get juicy.Â
A few years ago, the eldest Campana child also went missing. Now before you think itâs sweet that Dante is following in his older sisterâs footsteps, this wasnât a voluntary choice, the poor girl was kidnapped. Anya Campana was taken from her rehab clinic in the winter of 2012 and allegedly held captive for three days before she was killed by her captors. It was all very tragic so we wonât get too into it, but The Campana family was plastered all over the news in Europe after the fact. After all, the daughter of one of the richest families in the continent was just brutally murdered. But if you look closely at some of the press following Anyaâs death... You can see that baby brother Dante is oddly missing from most of the photos. Now, the official story is that Dante needed to take some time away from the media to grieve. But seeing as Danteâs disappearance coincides so closely with Noel Garciaâs birth, well... maybe thatâs not all there is to it.Â
Hereâs what we think, Dante. Your sister died and you were in so much pain that you left. Came to America to start anew. To live a new life, to start fresh. Thereâs nothing wrong with that at all, not sure why youâd hide it.Â
But that doesnât explain why thereâs a missing personâs report on you and someone by the name of SIBLINGS NAME though. Itâs two years old too. Hmm.Â
Well, Mama and Papa Campana, it looks like we found your boy for you. Youâre welcome. If youâd like to thank us by telling us why he ran away in the first place, weâd really appreciate it. You know, in the spirit of full disclosure.