#fauxpunks

ingrid e. 🫀 ⸻ hey

ingrid e. 🫀 ⸻ you heard of this show heated rivalry?

ingrid e. 🫀 ⸻ is this really what hockey is like? are all of you up to this shit in the locker room? 👀

EDEN: did you not hear me calling your name earlier?

EDEN: either you're avoiding me or you've got like the best noise cancelling headphones of all time.

ELLIE: i know that ball you insisted on returning with your forehead instead of your foot hit you pretty hard earlier....

ELLIE: but tell me it did not scramble your brain enough that you told missy harper we've been 'hanging out' ????????

ELLIE: what part of under the radar was unclear to you, hawkins?

" so sorry i'm late, one of my brides had an absolute fit about the table linens and i had a bitch of a time getting an uber willing to come all the way down here during rush hour. " neither of which is really her fault, but she's been trying to come to one of davie's games forever — one of the stipulations of their latest rekindling. still breathless from her mad dash from the parking lot, it takes her a moment to register the fact that davie is not on the field. as a matter of fact, no one is. " wait. did i miss it? "

emmy v. 🍒 ⸻ so

emmy v. 🍒 ⸻ was stealing panties something u kept up with while we were apart

emmy v. 🍒 ⸻ or have u just recently gotten back into the habit?

emmy v. 🍒 ⸻ hey! i hope the flight is going smoothly

emmy v. 🍒 ⸻ and that u see this before u land

emmy v. 🍒 ⸻ do they have wifi up there??? shit uhm

" can i ask you something ferg? " greer wastes no time as she makes herself entirely at home in his space, leaning across his desk without care or consideration for a single belonging perched atop it. " are you part crow? is that why you've been leaving little trinkets on my desk? " with the looks he gives her upon discovering them, it's clear that the items aren't from any of their other coworkers.