#fart lover

Controlling Him (Literally)

Art commission for @king-of-minds

I loveee shaking out my farts ☺️

Anddd the best part is I def have a lot more gas brewing 😝

I need a fart cushion 😈

So this week I've been in Paris with a couple of friends. Our staying in Paris was quite short, but very intensive. We were walking a lot and visiting some of the most known attractions. One of them was the Palace of Versailles. It was so crowded and stuffy. And shortly after we entered, I felt some gas in my stomach. I was holding it in for a while, didn't want to stunk up the pride of Paris. But after another few minutes of walking around the palace I decided to sneak some gas out in a stealthy way. I have no idea if they stunk, because I started walking right after leaving a warm cloud behind me. And behind me there were people, so in case of anyone smelt it, I was doing my best to be far away from this place where I unleashed the fart bomb 😁

Well, that was not the only time I kept crop dusting the Paris streets and places, but it was the only place I felt respectful, because it was so splendid place and moreover filled with people everywhere 🙈