Martin:         I had no idea you would, that you could – I mean obviously you look fantastic doing it –
Douglas: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Fantastic and lethal.
Caroline: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Yeah, those sticks definitely count as sharp objects.
Theresa: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Just ordinary knitting needles.
Martin:         Yes, but you ´re the least ordinary person I know.
Douglas:        You´ve beaten a pretty stiff competition there, Theresa.
Theresa:        I appreciate the compliment, Martin. In return, please accept these –
Arthur:          – sleeping bags for otters? That´s brilliant, Theresa.
Theresa:       – socks. To warm your icy feet.
Arthur: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â But otters can do that too.
Douglas: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Sure, if you skin them first.
Arthur:         No, Douglas. Otters used to dry and warm the feet of St. Cuthbert. You see, he liked to pray standing neck-deep in the sea. And so his feet got really cold. It´s all in St. Bede´s.
Douglas: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Carolyn?
Carolyn: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Yes, Douglas?
Douglas:        I know that imitation is the deepest form of flattery, but what´s going on?
Carolyn:        Are you asking me whether you´ve taught Arthur how to come up with bizarre otter stories?
Douglas: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Yes.
Carolyn: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â No. He just started following QI on Twitter.
