Martin: I had no idea you would, that you could – I mean obviously you look fantastic doing it –
Douglas: Fantastic and lethal.
Caroline: Yeah, those sticks definitely count as sharp objects.
Theresa: Just ordinary knitting needles.
Martin: Yes, but you ´re the least ordinary person I know.
Douglas: You´ve beaten a pretty stiff competition there, Theresa.
Theresa: I appreciate the compliment, Martin. In return, please accept these –
Arthur: – sleeping bags for otters? That´s brilliant, Theresa.
Theresa: – socks. To warm your icy feet.
Arthur: But otters can do that too.
Douglas: Sure, if you skin them first.
Arthur: No, Douglas. Otters used to dry and warm the feet of St. Cuthbert. You see, he liked to pray standing neck-deep in the sea. And so his feet got really cold. It´s all in St. Bede´s.
Douglas: Carolyn?
Carolyn: Yes, Douglas?
Douglas: I know that imitation is the deepest form of flattery, but what´s going on?
Carolyn: Are you asking me whether you´ve taught Arthur how to come up with bizarre otter stories?
Douglas: Yes.
Carolyn: No. He just started following QI on Twitter.












