#fancynarwhal

1. What’s the earliest thing your remember obsessing over?

I don't remember it, but apparently I was way into Godzilla. My mother made a costume and everything for Halloween. I was an adorable little engine of destruction.

2. If you could combine any two genres of music to make the next big craze, what would they be? Prog Swing.

3. If you could have superpowers based off of a planet, what planet would it be and what would you think those powers would be?

Saturn. My powers would be to have bunch of different subsets of powers I could switch between because I have a fuck ton of awesome moons.

4. Do you have any good luck charms or rituals?

I don't really do stuff for good luck, although I have some odd compulsions. And some latent pyromania.

5. What’s guaranteed to make you laugh?

Videogame glitches. See the Ascending Ship from Assassins Creed 4 for an example.

6. Do you have any favorite board games? If so, top 3.

I haven't played board games in ages. I remember being decent at scrabble though.

7. What’s the most irritating question you’ve ever been asked?

"You ready?" No im not ready, you haven't even told me what I should be getting ready for, ass.

8. If you could go back in time to change one thing you said, would you, and what would it be?

"It's not my business" it was totally my business. I should have said something.

9. What’s something you’ve done all your life that you didn’t know that not everyone else has done?

I compulsively chew plastic bottle caps.

10. Inversely, what’s something that you thought was only a ‘you’ thing that no one else does?

I didn't think other people got so damn greasy when they slept. Apparently its just a thing with some people though. I shed water like a motherfucker though, so I guess there's an up side.

11. If you had to live somewhere that you knew no place about for three years, and you only had one person to contact to keep everyone you know updated on how you were, who would that person be?

Hunter S Thompson.

Alright, so what now, questions from me?

1 If you had the choice of any President of the United States to take on in a brawl, who would it be?

2 If you had your pick of mythological beasts to become, what would you choose?

3 What do you name your characters in videogames?

4 If you could pick one vice to indulge in that would never have consequences physical, mental or legal, what would it be?

5 Whats your favorite weird band you listen to but cant seem to get anybody else to appreciate like you do?

6 If there were two guys on the moon, and one killed the other with a rock, how fucked up would that be?

7  Whats your favorite sub-genre of sci-fi/fantasy and why?

8  Describe that one movie you remember but cant find the name of and you think might have actually been a fever dream

9 If you were a character in a book/graphic novel/show that had a ton of foreshadowing, what would your arc words be?

10 What gets you hooked on a videogame during the first five minutes or so?

11 Behold robes y/n?

For tags I guess... FancyNarwhal, GammaKitten, Cosmo, Corwin, and anybody else who feels like answering my awesome questions.

I will definitely help with this.

I COULD HAVE JUST MAILED MYSELF TO YOU AND FANNED YOU WITH A BANANA LEAF

Are they also Harley? I'm assuming since you make such awesome Harley faces.

Noooo, thought that has happened too. Just not as... extensive as this. Its Moxxi haha.

oh lawd