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If you listen closely, you can hear Garrus yelling at them to get a room.

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Something about this piece is Off and it's driving me crazy but I have to let it go.
Anyway, here's a little song-inspired piece for Maisy Shepard and her emotional support pilot.
To the five celestial beings keeping Shoker alive. Why Joker?
This ask made me smile so big.
I guess there are three answers to this question: why Joker for me, for Shepard, and for Maisy.
For me, it was an instant "This. This guy. This absolute clown. This is the one." My friend introduced me to Mass Effect and they refused to tell me if he was ever going to be romanceable (I figured it out pretty quickly thank god). But I was whipped from the first terrible joke. I love a funny, competent man.
For Shepard (aka why I love Shoker as a ship no matter the Shep), it's the utter undying loyalty. He's with them from the very beginning, the only person they never have to track down or negotiate with. The only one who never gave up on them, even when they were actually dead. There's a reason Shep's clone used Joker as bait, the Illusive Man as a bribe and Anderson as Shepard's emotional anchor. It's deep in the text and I'm so mad they never let us pay it off romantically.
For Maisy, it's both, AND the fact that she can be entirely herself with him. He makes her feel safe. He would think that's insane considering he could never physically protect her, but physical safety isn't what matters most to her. She's much more reliant on her mask than she is on her armour.
Today was a good day for walking inspiration, I got two fic ideas in the 40 minute walk to a friend's house
She always looks like she's screaming internally and honestly, me too girl, me too.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jeff "Joker" Moreau/Female Shepard Characters: Jeff "Joker" Moreau, Female Shepard (Mass Effect), Shepard (Mass Effect), Miranda Lawson, EDI (Mass Effect) Additional Tags: Pre-Suicide Mission (Mass Effect), Angst, Hurt/Comfort, shepard is not okay Series: Part 10 of Falling Backwards Summary:
The crew is gone, and something has to give.
Just going through some ME2 streams for fic inspo and meme screenshots, and I needed to share these because LOOK AT MY GIRL SHE'S SO PRETTY.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jeff "Joker" Moreau/Female Shepard Characters: Jeff "Joker" Moreau, Female Shepard (Mass Effect), Shepard (Mass Effect) Additional Tags: Implied/Referenced Character Death, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Shoker, Autistic Shepard (Mass Effect), Mass Effect 2 Series: Part 6 of Falling Backwards Summary:
Someone you can trust.
Joker sees Shepard for the first time since she died.