#falks

Fiction gives us messages relative to the real world.

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И ещё кусочек маленького пира в #Мюнхене - со вкусом! Скажу честно, коктейли в пресловутом баре- лобби #falks пипец какие маленькие, но зараза, какие же они ВКУСНЫЕ- все пропорции соблюдены и подача супер. А так же спешу заметить, что всегда, при любом заказе вы получаете порцию микс орехов и знаменитых немецких #gummybears - советую.... и да- это всё того стоит!!! 😍🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️ enjoy your little bright moments - life is too short! #blogger #ontheblog #theblogissue #fashionista #fashionblogger #instafashion #fashiondaily #ootd #ootdmagazine #styleinspiration #styleblogger #outfitoftheday #outfitinspiration #cocktails #styletips #stylefile #styledbyme #streetstyleluxe #drinks #стиль #мода #тренды2017 #munich #munich🇩🇪#deutschland #германия (at Hotel Bayerischer Hof München)

... Falks: "NOW WILL YOU JUST HOLD ME AND STOP SLEEP PUNCHING ME" Falks: "I'LL STOP TRYING TO EAT YOUR LEGS" Sullivan: "FINE DEAL"

Nox: I like that she's just like SQUINTS AT HIM “What are you getting at old man” ONII Falks is like ??? Nox: SMILES IN CONFUSION ONII She's just giving him a hard time as any tsundere would Nox: SHE SURE IS Nox: He's just like Nox: Softly pets tiger Nox: “It okay kiki” Nox: “I'll be long passed out in this seat before you're drunk enough to worry about me having some secret intention” ONII She squints and makes sure the bartender isn't just bringing him colored water Nox: DRINKS HIS DRINK ONII She's like “WAIT” switches drinks Nox: LOLOLOL ONII “NO PROBLEM SINCE WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME THING RIGHT???” Nox: “I MEAN I GUESS SO” Nox: “I ALREADY DRANK HALF THAT THO - COOTIES” ONII “DON'T WORRY COOTIES IS THE LEAST OF MY CONCERNS” Nox: “I FEEL LIKE YOURS WOULD ACTUALLY BITE ME THO - DISEASES” ONII “THAT IS THE LEAST OF YOUR CONCERNS IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN THIS DRINK” Nox: “THERE AIN'T JEEZ” Nox: “HOW YOU THINK I HAVE THE TIME TO SLIP A ROOFIE IN THERE YOU BEEN STARING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME” Nox: “I'M SPRY BUT I AIN'T THAT SPRY” ONII LMFAOAOOOOOO ONII “AND ARE YOU SUGGESTING YOU WOULD HAVE IF I WASN'T LOOKING???” Nox: “WHAT NO I DON'T EVEN” Nox: “DO YOU WANT TO CHECK MY POCKETS” ONII “!!!! GOTTA SAY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TRAP, FRIEND” ONII “I AM NOT GONNA SHOVE MY HANDS INTO YOUR POCKETS” Nox: “YES I HAVE TINY BEAR TRAPS IN THERE YOU CAUGHT ME ” ONII “THE STORIES ARE TRUE. I KNEW YOU WERE TRYING TO TRAP ME” Nox: “WHAT STORIES WHAT WHO SAYS I KEEP BEAR TRAPS IN MY POCKETS” ONII “PEOPLE” Nox: “THOSE PEOPLE” ONII “YOU KEEP BEAR TRAPS AND THROWING KNIVES IN THERE” Nox: “NOW SEE KNIVES AREN'T THAT FAR FETCHED BUT BEAR TRAPS THO” ONII “UM YOU'RE LIKE TWICE THE SIZE OF A NORMAL MAN: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN FIT MINI BEAR TRAPS IN YOUR POCKETS” Nox: “LIES MY HIPS ARE V TRIM” Nox: “THESE ARE NORMAL MAN PANTS WITH NORMAL MAN POCKETS” Nox: “MAYBE IF EVERYONE AROUND YOU WASN'T SO SHORT” Nox: LOOKS RIGHT AT PIERCE ONII “I DON'T TRUST THAT AND I'M NOT GONNA STARE AT YOUR HIPS TO TRY AND MEASURE THEM” ONII “AND ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M SHORT” Nox: “NOT FOR A LADY YOU AREN'T” ONII “WOW. I DON'T LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS OF THAT AMBIGUOUS RESPONSE” Nox: “WHAT IMPLICATIONS” ONII “YOU KNOW WHAT ONES” Nox: “I DON'T THO” Nox: “YOU GONNA HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC” ONII SHE SQUINTS ONII “AM I SHORT OR AM I NOT SHORT” ONII “DON'T GIVE ME THAT RELATIVE POPPYCOCK” Nox: “YOU ARE SHORTER THAN ME” Nox: “BUT TALLER THAN OTHERS” Nox: “SO TO ME” Nox: “QUITE LITERALLY” Nox: “YOU ARE SHORT” ONII “!!!!” Nox: “BUT IF YOU ASK THAT GUY” Nox: “HE'LL SAY NO WAY SHE'S TALL” ONII “I DIDN'T ASK THAT GUY THO” Nox: “YEAH BUT IT'S RELATIVE TO WHO YOU ASK” ONII “AM I SHORT BY TYPICAL STANDARDS” Nox: “NO I WOULDN'T SAY SO” Nox: “MOST LADIES AVERAGE LIKE... 5'7"ish I THINK” ONII “HOW TALL DO YOU THINK I AM” Nox:” IDK LIKE 5'10" OR SOMETHING” Nox: Her head is like at his shoulder Nox: Sullivan: HEAD BUTTS HIM IN THE CHEST FAIRLY EASILY ONII LOL YEP THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE'D DO ONII “!!!!! SO CLEARLY YOU HAVE BEEN STARING AT ME LONG ENOUGH TO DEDUCE SO CLOSELY TO MY HEIGHT” ONII “WOOOOW” Nox: SWEATS MORE Nox: “HOW TALL DO YOU THINK I AM” ONII “HA NICE TRY” ONII “YOU'RE TALLER THAN MOST” ONII “IS ALL I AM AT LIBERTY TO SAY” Nox: “AT LIBERTY HUH” Nox: “YOU WON'T EVEN GUESS” Nox: “IT COULD BE LIKE THOSE CARNIVAL GAMES” ONII “FINE” ONII “YOU ARE AT LEAST TALLER THAN 6'2 SINCE THAT IS HOW TALL MOST MEN ARE THAT I KNOW” Nox: “THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH” Nox: “HOW TALL ARE YOU ACTUALLY” ONII “WOW SO YOU ARE JUST GONNA MAKE ME TELL YOU HOW TALL I AM AND NOT EVEN TELL ME HOW TALL YOU ARE” Nox: “WE'LL DO IT AT THE SAME TIME” ONII “OKAY” Nox: 3 Nox: 2 Nox: 1 ONII “7'5” Nox: “WOOOWWW” Nox: “LIAR” ONII “WOW NOW I AM A SHORT LIAR???” Nox: “THAT'S WHAT IT'S LOOKING LIKE TO BE” ONII “WOOOOOW” ONII “FINE I AM 5'9” Nox: “MAN I WAS CLOSE” Nox: “I'M 6'4" ONII “I WAS ALSO CLOSE” Nox: “YOU SURE WERE” Nox: “PROUD OF YOU” ONII “!!!!!” ONII LOOKS AWAY FROM HIM ONII “BAKA” Nox: LMFAO

Nox: THEY CAN BE FRIENDS ONII: NO FALKS NO Dorian: LETO IS PLEASED Cole: the plan is a success Dorian: “i'm in” ONII: leto nibbles on falks at night Nox: falks says “omfg sullivan we talked about this” ONII: LMFAO ONII: " WOOOOOW IT'S NOT ME YOU ASSHAT" Dorian: leto goes B) Nox: “ARE YOU SURE” ONII: "I AM JUST SITTING HERE READING A BOOK" Cole: leto says "it is sullivan" Nox: “THESE LOOK LIKE LEG NIBBLES TO ME” ONII: LMFAOOO Nox: “LETO SAYS IT'S YOU” ONII: “WOOOOW” Cole: "i saw her" Dorian: LMFAO "ITS SULLIVAN" ONII: “HES A DIRTY FUCKBOY LIAR IS WHAT HE IS” Dorian: !!!!!!! Nox: GASP ONII: “FALKS YOU ARE GONNA HAFTA CHOOSE WHO IS BEING TRUTHFUL” ONII: “THIS GUY YOU JUST MET” ONII: “OR” ONII: “SOMEONE YOU'VE KNOW FOR A RELATIVELY LONG TIME WITH A TRACK RECORD OF KILLING” Nox: “YOU GUYS JUST WORK IT OUT” Nox: “FIGURE OUT WHO IS BITING MY LEG AT NIGHT” Dorian: they work out to both bite his legs ONII: LMFAO YEP Dorian: they are like “on the count of three” ONII: sullivan touches leto's face Dorian: really lay into him Dorian: leto touches sullivan's face Dorian: “why are you touching me” Dorian: QUESTIONS HER ONII: SULLIVAN SWEATS “ITS NOT LIKE I WAS PLANNING ANYTHING” Dorian: “YOU WERENT GONNA BITE HIM WERE YOU” Dorian: leto bites sullivan first for abusing the plan ONII: “wow” ONII: “i was just doing my own thing” ONII: “and i got dragged into your shithole” Dorian: “you can blame falks” he says ONII: “I WAS JUST HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND I FEEL SO ATTACKED RN” ONII: SQUINTS AT FALKS FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN Dorian: SHE IS NOTHING BUT INNOCENT ONII: NOTHING BUT IT ONII: FALKS IS THE ROOT OF ALL THEIR PROBLEMS Nox: !!!!!! Nox: “NOT TRUE” HE SAYS ONII: “HOW IS THAT NOT TRUE” Nox: “BECAUSE” Nox: “IT'S JUST NOT” ONII: “WE ARE ALL SUFFERING” Nox: “HOW ARE YOU SUFFERING LET ME FIX IT” Dorian: “THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE” Nox: !!!!!!! Cole: falks finds someone to build a time machine ONII: pierce will build it Nox: “thank you pierce” Nox: “you are the man” Dorian: he knows ONII: that's literally where it went wrong Dorian: delicious man ONII: -nibbles- Cole: delicious ONII: o delicious man ONII: o delicious chocolate man Nox: “he said i'm delicious that's why i let him in” Dorian: LMFAO ONII: sullivan says ONII: “I SAID THAT TO YOU LAST WEEK AND YOU DIDN'T LET ME IN” ONII: “THAT'S RACIST” Dorian: LMAO Dorian: gotta look at him with hungry eyes sullivan Cole: like you lustin for it ONII: LMFAOOOO Dorian: then say “i want a piece of that”- literally ONII: sullivan says “I CAN DO THAT” Cole: oh yeah PROVE IT ONII: BATS LASHES AT FALKS Nox: SQUINTS AT HER Nox: “COME RIGHT ON IN” ONII: LMFAO ONII: “im in B)” ONII: the cycle repeats Dorian: LMFAO Cole: FALKS GOES BACK IN TIME ONE MORE TIME Dorian: pierce says “no stop” Dorian: pierce says “I TRIED SO HARD SULLIVAN” Dorian: “AND FALKS FUCKED IT EACH TIME” ONII: LMFAO ONII: "YEAH HE DOES THAT A LOT"

... Onii: they take a nap after eating the bacon and wake up as animals Onii: “HUH THAT’S WEIRD” Nox: LMAO WTF Nox: they’re bears Onii: “PRETTY SURE I HAD BOOBS BEFORE I TOOK A NAP BUT W/E” Nox: “DAMN CAN’T BELIEVE THOSE HAD TO GO, OF ALL THINGS” Onii: “WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY ASS” Nox: “DAMN STRAIGHT B0 “ SAYS FALKS Nox: ADMIRES HER BEAR ASS  ... Onii: people just try as quick as they can to get in their homes and lock the doors Nox: they snuffle around the empty town square Nox: “man this forest sure is empty” Nox: “we must be really good bears” Onii: “yeah i know” Nox: “everything runs from us” Onii: “maybe we can trick them” Onii: “by pretending to be a different animal” Nox: “LET’S STAND UP AND PRETEND TO BE PEOPLE” Onii: “sharks do it all the time” Nox: LMFAO WHAT  Onii: LMFAOOOO