#falconaut326

Baroness: "..." Dom, H-Poo: "..."

Baroness: "Look, about 70 years ago, one of my subjects started this burger chain as a tribute to me. I didn't think it was going to be this big of a success at the time, so I didn't take it seriously...also, they have great onion rings here and I get royalties."

Captain: "Damn, girl, are you a treasure chest? 'Cause I wanna plunder your booty~"

Leilana: "Damn, boy, are you a treasure chest?" (Pulls out a dagger) "'Cause I wanna bury you."

Dom Bot: "What. Are. We? Chopped. Liver?"

For bringing us all along on your journey of self-discovery after the McCracken Galaxy, meeting all of your wacky neighbors, your roommates and learning so much about you.

You've been a great inspiration for both villains and heroes alike over the years.

And while we don't know where your journey will lead now, after we part when you reunite with the Baroness, we wish you the best of luck.

And we thank you.

Lily: "Ugh! This stuff is impossible!"

Marcy: "I know geometry is hard. But there's no need to be bent outta shape over it."

(*Loud footsteps are heard as Sasha runs across the house to finally get to Marcy and hug her deeply*)

Anne: (Poking into the room) "Sasha, you are a horrible influence."

Sasha having tossed Marcy over her shoulder: Anne, take over for Mars. I must make love to our pun-tastic wife now.

Anne: No, drop her now and let her continue tutor Lily!

Lily: Thanks Mom.

Anne: You two can do that later after dinner. The anticipation will make it better.

Sasha putting Marcy back down: You’re right Anne, you’re always right. Til later my fellow punny wife.

[Sasha gives Marcy a kiss before Anne drags Sasha out of the room and closes the door]

Marcy: Okay, now where were we?

Lily: You were about to help knock me out for a week so I don’t have to hear or think about my parents having sex…

Marcy: Oh c’mon, there’s no need to be dramatic…..our room is soundproof anyways.

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