#fakespoilers

“wake up, baka Ki-bo.”

Ma~~~~~~n chapter 3 was pretty intense wasn’t.....

Our before and after shot of watching #Endgame last week. Still can’t believe Aquaman died at the end. #fakespoilers #butrealtears https://www.instagram.com/touchofwhimsy/p/BxKpc-gF90H/?igshid=jav6whxz9uqc

For more FAKE Endgame spoilers, come to @reggieslive tonight, where Keith with give you bullshit details on the biggest film of the year in between songs #fakespoilers #dontspoiltheendgame #avengers #captainamerica #privateinstigators #punk #doowop #livemusic #punkrock #jokes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw74xX-HGXV/?igshid=1h27cybbv8sfm

It’s time. #butseriouslythough #nospoilers #thanosdemandsyoursilence #keepyourdamnmouthshut #barista #tipjars #fakespoilers (at Angelika Film Center - Mosaic)

Maximum Ride, also known simply as Max, is half human-half bird.  She was born this way after her mother was given genetically mutated eggs to eat by a foundation known as SCP.  Now Max has wings and has found other avian humanoids with her, who have formed a close bond of friendship and call themselves ‘The Flock’. Now they’re on a mission to stop SCP from turning other humans into half-lings, as they found out this shortens their lifespans by half of a normal average human’s.

Charlie Bone is a teenage boy who finds out he can talk to and enter pictures.  His four aunts (who shall not be named), implore him to keep his powers secret because they fear for his life. Sadly, the secret gets out and Charlie is whisked away to Floor’s academy where he in inducted as a seemingly normal student. . .along with twenty other students who can also talk to and enter photos. Now Charlie and his crew are in a race to take down the tyrannical school principal who plans to use their abilities to first rule their state, and eventually, rule the world.

This book is about a teenage boy named Harry Potter who lives with his aunt and uncle after his parents died in a car crash.  They treat him like their own and for a while he thought he was their kid until he found out at age 10 he was adopted.  While he was at their house, he runs into a wall, causing his lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead. Later on, a man named Hagris confronts Harry and reveals to him that he’s a wizard, descended from dragons.  Harry is then put in this wizarding school called Hogwots, where he learns how to control his magic that didn’t show up until puberty. Harry eventually finds a unicorn and an immortality stone that an evil wizard named Moldywart is trying to steal.  Harry has a chance to see his real parents again if he gives Moldywart the stone and Unicorn. Harry breaks the stone and eats the horse.