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Okay but like just imagine Golden Boy Sam going from badassery throughout the heist and threatening and killing people to curling up on the couch and whining about his injuries and asking for animal crackers and Coke bc "I just got shot like fucking fifteen times and I'm being refused animal crackers???"

GIMME SAM WHO KNOWS HOW TO STRATEGIZE AND TAKE DOWN HIS OPPONENT IN FIFTEEN DIFFERENT WAYS AND KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO TERRIFY PEOPLE WITH HIS WORDS AND STUFF BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PENTHOUSE HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WORDS ARE AND CONSTANTLY FORGETS THAT "YES SAM, THATS A FUCKING TOASTER. ARE YOU OKAY?"

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OOC: Ima wait until I get home to fix the post before this one and reply to the other ones. I don’t really like mobile for posting RPs. Also, Sam’s being a bitch to multiple peeps, it’s not okay. Be nice for once in your life, Sam!

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