You Suck Nerd

Lindsay drew The Kiss™ and it’s adorable

Lindsay: Before you leave, who did you kiss?

Chad: Who did I kiss? 

Lindsay: Yeah, I needed to know because I saw some screenshots…

Ryan: Who didn’t you kiss?

Chad: I kissed both of these fine gentlemen.

Ryan: Look all you need to do is go to Tumblr and they will tell you.

Chad: Oh yeah, there’s already fanart.

Michael: That is true.

Lindsay: I saw pictures of Michael and Gavin doing the pocky thing

Chad: So thanks for hosting with me and being good sports about things.

Ryan: Yeah, man.

Jack: Oh yeah, absolutely. It was a blast, it was a lot of fun. So, Chad, MVP of Extra Life this year, absolutely.

Gavin: [claps] Love you, Chad.

Chad: Bye, guys! [waves, walks off]

Geoff: See you, Chad! There goes a good human.

Gavin: That is one of the—one of the good ones, not lousy.

That’s Parker’s job. Bolen just loosens them up, then leaves them alone for a couple days raising their hopes of ever getting out. Then Parker busts into the room and acts like he’s the savior covered in blood and armed with a silenced handgun and knife. Because to their target, Parker is the savior.

You see, Parker enters into corrupted corporations and shitty gangs to do nothing but one thing. Earn the boss’s trust. And of course, Parker can do it no problem. Climbs the ranks like it’s no problem. Always successfully enters the inner circles and gains everyone’s respect and trust. No one in the Crew would admit it, but John’s always ready to assist Parker in case the gang they were after found out.

Anyway, Parker helps the target to freedom, goes to a safehouse and patches up the target like they’re old friends. But the moment their victim doesn’t have any more useful information or Parker got what he came for, Parker would tie up loose ends and that would be the end of that job. Whenever Parker came back, no one questioned if he successfully did his job or not because everyone knew the answer already. If Craig didn’t trust Parker, he wouldn’t be in FakeAttack’s inner circle and everyone trusted Craig’s judgment. But something always crossed Sam’s mind every once in awhile when Parker would take a much longer time completing his job.

What if Parker was trying to destroy FakeAttack from the inside out?

Sam wasn’t worried though. He never acknowledges his skepticism for more than a few minutes because months after a particular job where Parker took a full week more than he was supposed to, Sam found out that their target at the time was Parker’s old employer and he was just getting revenge.