#facesitter

Bitches, please.

You're acting like feral liberalized animals. You're freaking out over a president we already had, who didn't do all the terrible things y'all claimed he would. President Biden, in four years, egregiously fucked more people than P. Diddy and acted inappropriately toward more children than Jeffery Epstein while in office.

You want something to scream about? Imagine being marooned on Earth stranded with monkeys. Yeah. Me, stuck here with you. You don't see me on some beach screaming at the top of my lungs like a fucking lunatic. Trust me, I would love to, but it won't solve anything.

Now shut the fuck up and get back to popping out new Humans to do my bidding, making me a navigation crystal so I can get the fuck out of here. I fucking swear...

So this popped up on my Pinterest and thought ya’ll appreciate it too.