1.26.16

Hopefully, this will be my last post on the subject of Mr. Jean-Gilles, the former Bestest Facebooker EVAR! It’s been a little over 2 weeks since his FB account went dead. Of course, I realize that there’s a slim possibility that he did in fact deactivate his own account after having his last bully attack against me removed, and that it is simply “deactivated” and not fully deleted, and that he could come back at any time in the future and begin his boorish behavior again. However, the fact that he has remained silent on all social media fronts except for a pathetic attempt at making it look like he chose to leave FB on his own over at his LinkedIn account suggests that he is trying to cover up his wounded ego over having been kicked off of Facebook yet again. There’s also the fairly large possibility that he’ll simply start bullying me from other social media sites.

Whatever the case is, he’s gone from FB for now...which means that the Help Forum (for all of it’s other major problems) is at least temporarily safe from Carlos’ bullying. Sadly however, I doubt the internet has seen the last of him, and each time he comes back, his behavior is worse than when he left, and again escalates into obnoxiousness and rudeness. The only question that remains is how he will come back, and whose account he’ll be using. Will it be his wife Kari’s account...who I have absolutely no doubt has never actually been logged into by his wife at all, or will it be his 11 year old son Zach’s account (who is, at this time, still too young to legally have a FB account, according to FB’s own ToS)? Maybe he’ll be bold and create a whole new email account and register a new Facebook account in his name, another violation of the ToS he so militantly enforced himself. Who knows? All I know is that Facebook (and social media in general) is a drug to this man, and he is well and truly addicted.

Only time will tell....

Update: 1.28.16:

                                           10.01.2015

So, it seems that Carlos E. Jean-Giles has been busy trying to regain his previous glory...

First, to set the scene of this particular thread, on Friday Facebook experienced a worldwide site failure for several hours. When service was finally restored, many people noticed that their cover images (the big banner image) was “muddied” by a heavy gray gradient. Many threads on this problem were created, but  our Intrepid Facebook Help Forum Best Answerer Evar decided to jump into this one, after the problem had already been solved by Facebook.

Gentle Reader Mark tries to politely explain to Carlos that the whole “it’s your apps, stupid” explanation didn’t really answer anything, and besides, Carlos was basically “a day late and a dollar short, but thanks for trying, Buddy”.

Carlos was having none of this brush-off business, and launched into yet another novel-length guess that he tries to present as “facts”...but then lets his usual bogeyman slip: fake accounts.

Gentle Reader Mark, holds onto a modicum of polite gentility, and a bit of surprise at Carlos’ accusation about fake accounts, when Blunt Reader Scotty enters the arena. Soon after, Frustrated Random Reader Randy steps into the ring and tries to clarify the situation as it stood before Facebook fixed it. Carlos responds in his usual pompous fashion by resorting to his fall-back answer: I’m the Bestest Facebook Answerer EVAR!! so stop challenging me!”

Blunt Reader Scotty again calls Carlos’ bluff and hits the nail on the head about Carlos’ self-inflated ego, and Second Random Reader Alexander tosses in an affirmation of the problem.

Oddly, rather than launching into his usual fit of rage, Carlos tries to answer in a way that he mistakenly believes is “diplomatic”, but only ends up making him look even more attention-hungry and egotistical...and then “RESTS HIS CASE”. Not.

Blunt Reader Scotty again calls Carlos’ bluff, so Carlos has to flat out lie about how he “helped sooo many people on the ‘other’ thread that ended up getting merged with this one”. I say he lied, because I was answering on that other thread, and Carlos was nowhere to be seen on that one. Oh yeah, even though Carlos has me blocked from seeing his profile, he can’t keep me from seeing his Help Forum posts now.

So far, our Blunt Reader Scotty seems to have gotten the last word in...

At this point, I need to thank Scotty for directing more people to this blog. No, I have no idea who Scotty is, nor have I interacted with him in any way. His Facebook account has been active since at least May 5th, 2011 -almost a year before I ever encountered Carlos- and until this exchange on the Help Forum, I had no idea of the existence of any of the other participants of this thread, other than Carlos himself.

Furthermore, I need to point out that the 2nd link is NOT my blog, and I have no idea who it belongs to. The only link between their blog and mine is that they once “reblogged” (tumblrs version of “shared” for the non-tumblr user) a post I made proving Carlos’ bigotry against people with Autism.

Oh, but Carlos’s Big Help Forum Day wasn’t over yet! In response to the release of a new Help Forum feature, Carlos was the first to respond, so he was given the “Featured Answer” for it.

Unable to just take the small acknowledgement with grace, Carlos has to toss in a passive-aggressive “But I deserve more of them!” snipe. And just to further prove that Carlos is utterly and literally obsessed with gaining the Facebook Help Forum “Bestest Answerer EVAR!!” title and has been for a long time, we have this little gem from a conversation with Terry Johnson:

And then, the very next day, the ego ratchets up to universal levels:

Wow. And he dares to claim he’s not completely and utterly obsessed.

And speaking of Terry...here’s the “proof” that Terry endorsed Carlos that Carlos trotted out in one of his replies:

Notice the dates? The posting date for this gem is January 21st, 2012, yet Terry wrote this on January 31st...meaning it was written a year prior, in 2011. Carlos didn’t join Facebook until mid-2010 (I joined in July of 2009, yet Carlos is constantly accusing me of joining FB solely to stalk and harass him...even though I never even encountered him until the spring of 2012). Anyhow, the date of Terry’s praise is significant, because by January 1st of 2012, Carlos and Terry began having a falling out, ending with Carlos removing Terry as a friend around Sept 25th of 2012. More recently, Carlos even publicly accused Terry on the Help Forum of having a fake account.

So, there you have it. The continued adventures of Carlos on the Facebook Help Forum as he desperately attempts to regain his “Top Contributor” glory days. All of his childish behavior for that...

An interesting side trip today, Gentle Readers... So, the Braggartly, self-proclaimed “God of the Facebook Help Forum” has again proven to be “All Talk, No Substance”. While busy claiming he’s the “Bestest Facebook Answerer EVAR!!”, I logged in earlier today to find this next to my name in the Help Forum:

Facebook recently began a new system for people who answer questions on the Help Forum. called the Facebook Help Community Star Contributor Program. Basically, it means: Rising Star [gray star]: Newer members of the Help Community who are already sharing great answers. Star Contributor [blue star]: Some of the most knowledgeable and active community contributors.

The weird thing is, I didn’t set out to get a Star, nor did I even think I could get one. Carlos, on the other hand, believes he’s entitled to one. All I’ve been doing is giving clear, concise and friendly answers to the questions I feel confident I have the right answer to, so it was a huge surprise to me when I discovered the star next to my name. 

So...it seems Carlos can’t go longer than 6 weeks without mentioning me. Yeah, I realize he’s doing it on purpose to invoke a response from me, because in his twisted little world, he desperately needs a bad guy to somehow validate his desperate need to “Be Somebody”...and in his sick mind, only people who have “enemies” or “stalkers” are “Somebody”. He even goes so far as to claim that I’m the one who needs his attention. Whatever...I’m just doing this to maintain a record of his mentally ill behavior against me. I won’t show the name of the new-fangled “business” he’s promoting this month, since it’s doomed to fail with little more than the whimper that his poor deceased FOSBO International went out with. Suffice it to say that he’s trying to build yet another “greatest, bestest new business evar!!” on the bones of poor FOSBO. The screen shot I was sent shows the comments, which are in response to one of the posts he made recently regarding said new “business” (think Facebook-meets-Craigslist, but with even more MLM scams abounding).

Yep...he drags me back into his sick little fantasy world yet again. He immediately assumes that I am somehow to blame for why his link doesn't work. But, here’s the thing: I gave up trying to turn him in a long time ago, and I literally can’t anyhow, because he has me blocked on all of his Pages and Groups, too. I have to rely on screen shots from other people to even know he’s talking about me again. But it gets worse. Apparently, he’s got some of his fellow church members fooled as well. So, to the lady who quoted Scripture, the rest of this post is for you: I’ll call you “Jan”...I hope you don’t mind. It’s more congenial than “The lady who thinks she knows Carlos, but really doesn't”. It makes me sick to need to post this here, but...here’s what your “good friend and fellow Brother in Christ” has to say in public to women who dare to confront his bigotry and stand up to his lies:

(You’ll need to right-click to open a larger view of the image)

After mistaking me for someone else named Digi Day who tangled with him prior to my ever posting on the Help Forum, he proceeded to unleash many posts full of foul language, directed at me and several other people posting. I was never, ever on the now-infamous “Digi Day” thread. It was long-deleted before Carlos ever confronted me out of the blue. Yes, your beloved Carlos called me a Bitch. On the public Facebook Help Forum. Over and over again. He then gave me instructions on how to use a “toy” to masturbate. This is only ONE of the times he spoke to me like that, in the public forum. This is how I responded:

So, please...tell me how I was sent to test him?? 

I know he seems to be a genuinely nice guy...until you cross him. Ask Judie Green or Debra Myers or Terry Johnson how being his friend worked out...

So, not only does he kick his long time friends and literal Cheerleaders to the curb over the sin of being Republican and daring to share their views...views he calls “propaganda”...you know, having an opinion that differs from Carlos’ Godlike Truths. And then, he rubs in the salt by accusing Debra of not only behing “ghetto” (uh, bigot much there, Carlos???), he then trots out his tired old battlecry of “MULTIPLE FAKE ACCOUNTS!!!”. Look familiar?

Go ahead...question him on something. Anything, really. Maybe start with his mistaken belief that his “new” iPhone Group App is actually...new (for the record, it’s been out since last year). Ask him how that whole “being able to send messages to only select Group Members with the app” is working out for him (it won’t, because the app can’t do that, and never could). He’s even complaining that it’s “not working as advertised”, even when the app never claims it can. The “Share with only the people you want” tagline is used to refer to posting in Groups, as opposed to general TimeLine status updates from a persons personal profile.

I’d also like to take a moment to point out that, by his own admission, his son Zach is only 10 years old, so Carlos is knowingly allowing his son to break the precious Terms of Service, and has in fact provided fake ID or information to keep his “son’s” account active (it is highly likely that the child has never once logged into Facebook, but rather that Carlos is using his son’s name to maintain yet another fake account to spy on people from). Here, let Carlos tell you himself, in this screenshot taken at the beginning of this month:

So, Carlos has found a screen-grab product called “Snagit”, and proceeds to gush all over the place about it. Nothing wrong with that, and to be perfectly honest, it is a great product if you need that sort of thing and have $50 just laying around. Otherwise, that nifty “PrtScn/SysRq” button on your keyboard and a quick trip over to your PaintShop, a few seconds of Paste-n-crop, or whatever edit you need to do (mask images, underline stuff, etc), then save to a folder as a .png...works great, and all for free. Even saving an extra copy is free, though it will require a tad extra effort.  But, I get it, some people just ain’t got no time fer that...so Snagit provides a product to fill the niche. Anyhow...Carlos’ review on Snagit isn’t my focus here today, anyhow. No...it’ the fact that even when he’s trying to sell something, he has to invariably drag me back into his messy little world. This time, I got a whole Carlos-free week. 7 days without his abuse and idiotic crap. 

Welp...vacation’s over...back to the grind, I guess. The first 2 screen shots are him slobbering all over himself and his newly discovered program. It takes him awhile, but he eventually manages to shoe-horn in his signature personal attack on me. I’m showing all of the convo up to that point, just to preserve authenticity, since he clearly accuses me of “distorting” his words. Feel free to scroll down to #3...

I didn’t screen-cap beyond that, because the rest of his post had absolutely nothing to do with me, and it went on...and on....and onnnnnn.  Now, remember how he accused me of hacking into his account last week, but for some reason, “I” only removed one post...and then somehow managed to also only remove that exact same post from his hard drive, by way of complicated malware specifically coded to do that one thing? Well, now this product will supposedly prevent “me” from ever doing that again. So, what’s his excuse gonna be the next time he forgets to do something, and blames HACKERS!!!11!!ONE!!!?  And now for the obligatory rebuttals: 1) I didn’t confront him...he crashed a thread I had posted on, where several people where talking about how crappy the (then new) Timeline was. I’d encountered the error that wiped all of my previous privacy settings, and then prevented me from re-applying them...and others had this happen to them as well. Carlos jumped into the thread and began flinging his verbal poo all over the place and that’s where he started with his “You’re all HACKERS!! and FAKES!!! bull crap. 

2) I do not use a “network” of anything. Carlos is just pissy because he’s finding that he’s not really the Popular Kid in the Playground like he believes, and that people just aren’t giving him the respect he thinks he’s “due” on the Facebook Help Forum. Literally any time someone questions him, or stands up to his dubious “advice”, he accuses them of being one of “my” fake accounts. 

3) I’m not keeping this blog to “boost” anything on Google. I’m keeping it as a legal record of his abusive behavior. You know...document, document, document. I couldn’t care less if 1 person or a hundred people read it...it’s ultimately for Court use. Assuming he ever mans up and actually sues me. And that will depend on if his latest “Get Rich Quick On Facebook” scheme pans out... UPDATE: 12:55pm: Carlos Can’t Lawyer: Well, that didn’t take long. Right after I posted this, Carlos fired off this “Copyright Notice” on his Profile, his primary Page, and his AccurateAnswers Group:

Which proves a couple of things. First, that he obviously failed to attend Copyright Day in his online Lawyering Class, particularly when “17 U.S. Code § 107 - Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair use” was discussed.

Since I’m the “smart alecks” in question (because of my “many fake accounts”, I guess), I’m siting this statute on these grounds: 1) The purpose and character of my use is that I am quoting Mr. Jean-Gilles exactly, using his own words, which he has made public, for the purpose of criticism and comment, as well as reporting of facts.

2) The nature of his writings are ideas, opinions and/or facts, and as such, are not subject to Copyright Law

3) [Not applicable]

4) Mr. Jean-Gilles has already made his posts public, therefore devaluing any “market value” he might have gained by publishing for profit, as they are now available for free. 

Carlos would have to prove that I used his posts without proper attribution...which is why I keep his name clearly visible in the screen shots...for proper attribution...and that I did so not only for my own profit, but that it also adversely affected his ability to make money by posting it here to be read for free. Which he’s already done to himself by posting it publicly on his own first.

And secondly...

Carlos again brings up his lawsuit against his sister and Chase. Apparently he has learned nothing about actually proof-reading his own Google search results before posting them, because in my last post, I was clearly and conclusively able to use his own search link to prove him absolutely wrong in his claim about winning. The case was Dismissed. You can’t win if the Court refuses to hear your case in the first place. So, if that’s what Carlos is using to show his legal track record, I’m not terribly worried about his threat to sue me. 

First off, before I dive into the mess that is Carlos’ Mind, I apologize to you, my readers. Today’s post is going to be excruciatingly long and headache-inducing, but it’s by far the best example of the craziness I’ve had to deal with over the last 3 years. And best of all, it’s straight from the “horses mouth”...er...keyboard.

So, as usual, each screenshot, one by one. If you need to use the restroom or get a snack or something to drink, now would be a good time to do so. So, off to the races, shall we?

Yep...according to Carlos, me defending myself is “harassment”. I’m guessing “mane” is “name”, misspelled. But that’s just the thing. I am using my real name, and he knows damned well that I am. He can’t “drag” me into Federal Court, because Federal Court is the wrong venue for the lawsuit he thinks he’s gonna win against me. And the saddest thing of all is, that even if the absurd does happen, and he manages to get a Judge to entertain his stupidity and then even more absurdly, wins against me, he’ll never see a penny from me. Why? Because SSI cannot be garnished, nor am I allowed to own anything of value. But hey, let him spend his wife’s money and try suing me. 

Then he goes off about Copyright Law, and pretty much makes stuff up as he goes. According to CarlosLogic, he’s committed a Copyright violation just by quoting Warren Buffett. Carlos is in for a rude awakening when a Judge finally has to explain to him how Copyright Law actually works. As for Facebook taking down posts I make regarding him...well, yeah...about that. There’s currently exactly such a post on my profile right now, and it’s been there since Feb. 5th...unremoved and unmolested. I’m sure Carlos has reported it repeatedly, but if so, FB has determined that no violation has occurred, and has left it right where I put it.  

As to his completely idiotic claim that I’m somehow hoping to achieve something by forcing him to repeatedly file DMCA claims...lolwha?? How does that even work?? The funny thing is...apparently I have succeeded in getting him to stop posting in the FB Help Forum, at least temporarily...because he’s obviously been waaaayyyy too busy typing out today’s Epic 9 Screenshot Ode To Craziness. And we’re just on screencap #1.

And then he launches into accusing me of somehow hacking into his precious FB account, but only removing one single solitary post. Which can totally be found...in the Help Forum, right where he originally posted it. Apparently, Carlos simply forgot to post a copy of poor Orphaned Answer #421 into his Accurate Answers Group, but instead of acknowledging his simple mistake, his mind naturally defaults to HACKERS!!!!!11!!!ONE!!!ELEVENTY!!!1. That’s Paranoia Example Uno. There’s more...

Now, to screencap #2

Ok, so he goes on a bit more with his “I been HAXOR’D!!” paranoia fit, and then again makes it crystal clear that he equates me as one of “the” hackers who are always after him. I don’t need to destroy his reputation...he’s fully adept at doing that himself...which is why I’m extremely careful to show his actual words...so there is absolutely no room for him to claim that I’ve somehow “misquoted” him, or taken something “out of context”.  Again, I need to point out that what Carlos is blathering on about here is that he is under the mistaken belief that he can charge a “membership fee” to people who want to join his Groups, NOT that he’s asking about allowing his Group members to sell stuff amongst themselves...which the FB employee who answered his question thought he meant. FB is currently deactivating Groups and the Profiles associated with creating said Groups, that do charge “membership fees” to join them. Just because Carlos’ Group has so far skirted the crack down, doesn’t mean that FB approves of him charging.

7 years? His previous Profile (which is now a Page of his), was created in late 2010. Uhm...unless Carlos has converted to that new-fangled Common Core Math that his kids are probably learning in school now, 2015 minus 2010 is in no way 7, and since it’s only April, that means he’s had a maximum of 4 and a half years on Facebook. Unless he had a previous account that also got banned, and he’s just now remembering it, having failed to bring it up the entire time he was bragging about his “Facebook Know-how” before?

He goes on and on about how “great” the new Group marketplace app is gonna be. Well, I’ll be honest here...I haven’t had a chance to see it yet, so I can only guess...but I’m not getting a warm-n-fuzzy feeling here. I’m envisioning something along the lines of Craigslist-meets-eBay, and that’s not a good thing. I see way too much potential for this to go horribly wrong very quickly, in many, many ways...and no hackers involved.

Also, for the record: I am not, nor have I ever been, a “hacker”...or to use the proper term, a “cracker”. 

On to #3...

Wait a minute...in screencap #2, Carlos heavily insinuates that I know nothing about Copyright Law, but then contradicts himself in claiming that I do know a bit about Copyright Law. He can’t have it both ways...

And no...I’m calling Carlos a bully, because he is one. Funny he should mention HuffPo, since he’s had 3 (that I’m aware of) accounts BANNED for being...wait for it...a bully. He tells some way-out-there tales about the “truth” of why he keeps getting banned there (one includes some conspiracy theory nonsense about him “getting too close” to some Huffington Post secret, so that’s why the site banned him that time), never once taking personal responsibility for his ugly, boorish behavior. So yeah, if it walks like an ass, brays like an ass and smells like an ass, it’s an ass.

As to some review on his then-FOSBO International Page (which he changed to “Search4″ in the last couple of days...and the reason is typical laughable CarlosLogic...but a story for another time...I have no idea who posted what, or why. I was always more concerned with the “Shame Game” photo albums he kept there (and I’m fairly certain he still keeps, but are “hidden” now). As to his claim that hackers decided to go after him rather than Facebook itself...because Carlos has always been FB’s Biggest Critic...yet also claims to be their Biggest Cheerleader (bi-polar much there, Carlos?)...but it’s all ok because he totally doesn’t care about his reputation...but he totally does...got a headache yet? 

And then he claims that people threatened his life. Yeah, I’d really like to see proof of that. I have proof that Carlos not only told me to “go play with myself” and then explicitly explained that he very much meant in a sexual way, on the Help Forum, but that he also advocated domestic abuse against me. Now, it might be possible that Carlos has pissed off someone who has threatened him...he does tend to piss off a lot of people...but it certainly wasn’t me

I’m guessing that his “retirement” in late 2013 most likely had something to do with his wife putting her foot down and demanding that the man peel himself off his keyboard and spend some quality time with his family for the Holidays. It was only a few short months later (some time in early March 2014) that Carlos was admitted to a mental health hospital. (He can blame his sisters for letting that one slip. And speaking of sisters...more on that a bit later). His forced “vacation” was the real reason he was away from his precious Facebook.

Now to #4

He brags about how he got Facebook to do something. This is a real common theme with Carlos. And then he wrongly claims that people can’t post links to off-Facebook sites. That’s not entirely true. What FB has done is added a “spam filter” that prevents a person from posting the same link over and over again (sometimes) and also prevents some domains from being posted (again, only sometimes). And then he completely gets it wrong on what Congress and the EU are after Facebook about, which is the use of user data for advertising. It has absolutely nothing at all to do with Help Forum “hackers” and whatever phishing sites someone might be posting links to (which, I have no doubt actually does happen on the HF...it happens virtually everywhere online, so...yeah...it’s a good bet that with the number of users FB has, a few of them have figured out how to scam people). 

And again with the “harckers” and how they’ve targeted Carlos personally. Carlos is actually right in that there is nothing wrong with selling goods or services within a group, but since Groups are still governed by the ToS for Profiles (Pages have their own separate ToS rules), charging a membership fee to said Group is in fact against FB’s ToS. But, he’s completely missing the true danger in this sort of selling app (think Craigslist and eBay scams). 

Carlos sure does talk a lot about Facebook’s stock...and he wavers back and forth between praising and slamming Facebook. This, from a man who doesn’t even own any FB stock. As for his “Seven Years” claim...again with that fuzzy math. Fall of 2010 to Spring of 2015 is a hair over 4.5 years. And then...the CAPSLOCKITIS. Not even sure what he’s protesting about here. He’s welcome to use the app to his hearts content, but I’m guessing it’s just not going to work the way he thinks it’s going to. But, we’ll all just have to wait and see how Facebook’s latest brainfart pans out. 

#5

I blogged about poor Brad Adams in yesterday’s post. Carlos is absolutely convinced that, due to some (very) vague similarities, this man’s photos are all digitally manipulated images of Carlos (if you checked Brad’s photo album, you’d know that’s one hell of a lot of photos!). But wait! Carlos then goes on to claim that his profile picture can’t be “stolen” in the first place, because he uses a QR code!! So...which is it? If we take Carlos’ accusation at face value, he’s claiming that Brad stole and manipulated the unstealable. 

A quick note on the use of QR codes as profile images: While Carlos is apparently using his for innocent purposes, I’ve run across several other people using them, and when you click on them, they send you to their own websites, where they’re invariably selling something. Oh, and a couple of them completely bypassed the “you are leaving Facebook” warning. So, yeah...not a fan of the QR code because of the huge potential for abuse there. Strange that Mr. HACKERS!! AND SCAMMERS!! hasn’t figured out that glaring vulnerability yet.

And just exactly how does Carlos figure out that someone doesn’t have the DoubleDutchSuperDooperUberFactor security settings activated on their account? Does he flat out ask them? If so, they’re pretty dumb if they tell him. Other than that, there is virtually no way, short of actually hacking his friends accounts himself, that he could ever know that.

Ok...he is pretty creative, I’ll give him that. He’s come up with a lot of fiction over the last few years. But his understanding of the Law? Yeah...about that...I’ll get to that in a bit, I promise. As for Brad’s alleged “composite” photo...again, Carlos is blowing smoke, and he knows it. 

#6

I’m not going to post Brad’s image here, but I did link to his profile yesterday, so you can judge for yourself. Poor Carlos seems to be unable to fathom that the world is full of people with similar facial features. I’m betting that Brad removed the images in question to stop being harassed by Carlos...he probably figured that that would be the end of it. 

Yeah...sure. ISIS could do that. So, why haven’t they...or pretty much any other organized crime group done so? The fact that it isn’t widely done should be a clue that it’s not as easy as Carlos breathlessly claims. And then he demonstrates his lack of understanding on World Politics in general. Dealing with all of his misconceptions would turn this into a true novel, so it’ll have to wait for another day.

As to that letter...I addressed that yesterday. It’s Carlos’ “Dear Frederico” letter. I explained in detail there why Carlos is so, so very wrong, yet again.

#7

So, did Carlos just refer to me as the Queen...as in, he used a pawn to take down the Queen? I love how he assumes I don’t play chess. I just refuse to play with him, either literally or figuratively. As to his brag about some stupid review...I’ve already explained that I couldn’t care less about reviews on his so-called Business Page. And yeah, I’ve seen his latest Get Rich Quick Scheme. It’s a laugh. And Mr. Adams? The same Mr. Adams that is Brad Adams, Former Carlos Friend?? 

So, Carlos does admit that he got sanctioned after all...but of course, he has to put a “I meant it the whole time...it was part of my Master Plan!!” disclaimer to it. Did I just hear Evil Villain Laughter in the background?

Again with Poor Missing Answer 241. I already explained that Carlos simply forgot to post it to his Accurate Answers Group after posting it in the Help Forum first. I’d guess that if someone took all that trouble to hack in to his account...the one he constantly claims is UNhackable, except for when something goes missing due to Carlos Error...it’d be a safe bet that he’d have to contact FB to get it back. Speaking of...if he’s so damned sure he posted it, FB should have a record of it, right? 

I’m pretty sure he just accused me of either reporting his stupid Answer 421 (I didn’t), and possibly of also hacking into his account. And yeah...he was very much banned by FB from posting in the Help Forum from his original account that is now his Page. 

Wait...if he was never banned, then why did he have to “appeal” anything? Again, Carlos is trying to have it both ways. And funny how he refers people to Judie, a former friend of his who he had a falling out with soon after he returned in his brand-shiny new Profile-that-used-to-be-his-Page. And speaking of that switch...he’s also given a completely different, but no less convoluted, explanation as to why he pulled the ol’ Switcharoo. 

And how does he even know I blogged about it, if he never reads my stuff???

#8 (almost done folks!)

Brag, brag, brag. And how does he know I don’t know about the Report App for Groups? I have several Groups that I Admin. And again, I did not report his stupid Answer 421. It’s most likely that he never got around to posting it in his Group; however, it’s also a possibility that because he disparaged a Facebook Team Member, and they...being human...took exception to the Call Out and literally nuked the post. But that still wouldn’t wipe Carlos’ hard drive. Hell, even hacking into Carlos’ account couldn’t do that. So yeah, the probable explanation is simple Operator Error. It happens to everyone at some time or another.

Now he’s just being rude. And how does he know that one of my Groups doesn’t already have the new App? I don’t...as I’ve already explained...but how does he know that, short of him being telepath- Oh, wait...he does talk to aliens telepathically, so maybe that’s exactly what he’s implying here. 

Propaganda...Machinery...? Oh, wait...back to the whole ISIS Is Gonna Scam The Entire US claim? Again, until this new-fangled App actually becomes more than just a promise, there’s absolutely no way to judge how it might or might not be used. All we have at this point is pure speculation.

Now for the promised Legal Sidebar. Here, he’s talking about how he sued his sister for taking out a loan against property he claimed to co-own with her without his permission. NOW he’s claiming HACKERS!!...as in me specifically...took out that loan? No, according to his sister, he never shared custody of that property with her, so she was free to take whatever loan against it she damned well pleased...and she did so. Also, the loan was never “recalled”. What this is really about is that Carlos attempted to sell said property (he even bragged numerous times about using the proceeds of the sale of “his” co-op to finance his lawsuit against me) and discovered that not only was the property currently encumbered by a loan, he had no legal right to the property at all. 

Carlos “helpfully” links us to a Google Search of the case, but in doing so clearly and unequivocally proves his Law Ineptitude beyond any shadow of doubt. I’ve taken the liberty of linking you to the first search result, but in the interest of saving time, here’s the screenshot of the Case Disposition overview:

Notice that phrase, “DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE”:

Yeah. Carlos’ Big Case against his sister, and everyone else, including Chase, got tossed out, and not only that, he can never, ever file it again, anywhere. Ever. Chase didn’t have to pay him a dime. They didn’t have to recall any loan, or remove any lien because...the case got DISMISSED. If you’re the sort who’s into reading long legal documents, you can actually view the entire ruling, and it’s pretty clear by the terse wording the Judge uses that District Judge Jean C. Hamilton was absolutely not amused at the colossal waste of Court time Carlos inflicted on everyone. 

And now, finally...#9

As I proved, using his own “evidence” no less, Carlos has a very, very long way to go if he intends on being even a backwater traffic violation lawyer, let alone a “Top Corporate” anything. Again, the phrase “hoisted by his own petard” seems entirely fitting here. And what in the world does his dream of Lawyering have to do with hackers on Facebook? In CarlosLand, everything leads back to HACKERS!! But wait! I thought he’s planning on becoming the Bestest Business Entrepreneur EVAR!!, using the new Facebook Group Market App. Or was he pushing to become the worlds richest author because he’s gonna bypass the entire publishing industry and sell his book exclusively via Facebook Groups...a plan in which he completely fails to grasp that when someone buys a book...even a digital “e-Book”, they want to be able to download it to a reader or other device and actually “own” the content...not be held hostage to only being able to read what they’ve paid for through someone’s “Group” (not to mention the other copyright pitfalls I’ve mentioned in previous posts). 

Again, he claims to not read my stuff, which he’s yet again demonstrated that he does in fact read...and then tosses out my Autism like it’s some horrible STD or something. Autism is not a sin. It is not an “affliction”, and Carlos’ repeated insistence in treating Autism like that clearly proves his bigotry. 

And why is he slobbering over the value of stock he doesn’t even own (by his own admission)? Truth be told, this market app is Facebook’s last desperate grab to keep the Social Media crown. Teenagers (their leading demographic) are bailing out at increasing numbers and have been for a couple of years now. It’s the reason Facebook buys out the social media sites teenagers do flock to, in a pathetic attempt to keep control of the teen market. It’s not working, though. As teenagers discover the buy-outs, they move on to other sites. 

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