#faaaaaaace

send ship ! + names for the following ( some nsfw ):

who cooks dinner ? who orders out ?: Connie totally cooks cause like it would be a disaster if Pink did so Pink would totally be the one to order out for real

who takes better care of their appearance ? how does their partner or partners feel about it ?: Okay so probably Connie? I mean like did you see how that weak ass string bean dresses in res dogs like he’s not gross or anything he’s just yeah and connie hasn’t really commented on it so yeah

who is the tea drinker of the household ? the coffee drinker ?  soda drinker ?: well I think we all know who the coffee drinker is lmao 

what are their names for each other in their phones ?: literally probably just ‘Mark’ & ‘Connie’ but pink doesn’t hAVE a cell phone so lmao

if they were to go on a weekend trip, where would they go ?: okay honestly I want them to go on a roadtrip. Like Pink has been like everywhere in like California and like some of the other states around cause he moves around a lot for work and i want him to show her things and i just thought of this okay yeah 

who is more likely to use manipulative tactics ? why ? how : piiiiiiiiiiiiiink because he’s really stubborn and when it comes to wanting to get his way o man 

who gets excited about the holidays ? what holidays specifically ? how do they celebrate ?: pink was never a big celebrator of the holidays so probably connie

who is more dominant and who is more submissive ? does this change in their sex life ?

who is the most likely to start a fight ? why ?: uuuuuuuuuuuuugh pink

who is the most forgiving ? why ?: connie?????

who forgets their anniversary ? how do they make up for it ?: PINK AND OMG SOMETHING INVOLVING LOTS OF FACE KISSES

do they celebrate valentine’s day ? if so, how ?: HONestly probably just like maybe dinner and like gifts and face kisses and could you imagine them dancing again yes i could

who shops for groceries ? what do they get ? what is specifically for their partner & not them ?: pink would shop but he shops for like single guys lmao 

who fixes things when they are broken ? or, if no one, who calls the repairman ?: pink would probably be all like yo i can fix it and then get pissed when he couldn’t but then get pissed if the repairman was brought up and honestly in the end probably end up calling the repairman himself

who takes out the garbage ? who leaves their hair all over the bathroom counter ?: idk they probably would both take it out and i dont think neither of them would leave their hair all over the counter

who watches / participates in sports ? who absolutely hates it ?: pink like hardly ever watches tv lmao and i dont really think Connie would be that into them either maybe idk

who is the most ambitious ? how do they feel about their less ambitious partner/s ? how does their less ambitious partner/s feel ?: well I guess like in Pink’s career he’s more ambitious cause he’s all like oh yeah im a fucking professional yeah im the best so he tries to do like all these like huge job things so he can like succeed and stuff so idk and idk Connie just hopes he stays safe cause we don’t need him getting shot and going to jail for 94 years :)

who is the first to initiate sex ? what does the other/s do ?

so, what would they do in a zombie apocalypse ? BE THE LAST TWO SURVIVORS CAUSE HECK YEAH