#f-words

These were the words of a four-year-old, curly-haired girl. Dressed in a red check pinafore uniform on her first day at a big, private school.

She made her intentions clear to Mrs. Moses, her class teacher and a devout Catholic, in a rather threatening way.

Mrs. Moses, however, found it absolutely adorable. For she had little idea what the child was mumbling in her mother tongue. In fact, she went to the extent of praising the child for being so confident in class.

Fuck- cursing is banned

Furries- banned

Foot Fetish- double banned

It’s that time of the week again! Stream starting at 5:45pm PST!

Last week our characters came to terms with the lost decade, caught up with a couple allies, acquired a manor (sight unseen), had some deep personal discussions. 

We ended with Cara being dismayed because the Clanbreakers led by the bard Eimhir (a group of younger dwarves who have decided to follow/idolise her, over her stringent objections) showed up in force to escort us to make our report to Commander Coda Kithalibash.

Join the F-words as we decide what to do next, and try to figure out what the clockwork cult is and how we can stop Mandrul or whoever or whatever else is driving this army of insect-like constructs remaining from an age long gone... if there is even something driving them and they aren’t just a mindless swarm following the directions of some long ago creator.

Franny the Fearless Firefly – Christina Murphey

Bouncing with nearly tongue-tying alliteration, Franny the Fearless Fireflywarms the too-fearless to sometimes take caution, lest they find themselves in more trouble than they care for. It is pure luck that keeps Franny from finding herself in the stomach of a finch, a fish or a frog. Accompanied by colorful illustrations and bonus material in the back (glossary and firefly facts), this book may…

Fandom: Fiction; Fantasy; fairy tales; Futurama; Fruits Basket; Flight of the Conchords; Free!; Films (Force Awakens, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Ferris Bueller's Day Off); fanfiction; fanart; first Matsuno (Osomatsu); fourth Matsuno (Ichimatsu); fifth Matsuno (Jyuushimatsu); figures.

Foods: French bread; French pastry; French toast; fried stuff; fish; fudge; falafel; fettuccini; filberts; flapjacks; Fage (best Greek yogurt); fruit (figs, fruit salad, fruit cocktail, fruit smoothies); fro-yo; Frosted Mini-Wheats™; feta; fruit cake; Froot Loops™; flan; fondue; frosting; fondant; fritters; flatbread; frappé.

Because I Care. No, Really. I Do.

So yeah, I like you. Kind of. If you stop doing that with your face…

In honor of my semi-warm feelings for you. Only you. I am giving away A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale today only. Yep, a free book. Stop rolling your eyes. It’s a good one. I swear.

Pick up your kindle copy today or use my contact page if you need a .pdf version.

  From the author of CURSES!comes a very f***ed-up version of the…

A Very F***ed-Up Situation

Here’s the deal. I am on a panel at the Louisville Library tonight. —>

Which is awesome. It should be fun and educational. I love hearing the experience of other writers about publishing.

The thing that bothers me is the flyer for the panel. ——>

Again using a near swear word has affected my career (yes, I get that it’s my own fault for using it).

The library felt that my book cover, of my latest…

 F-Words

I thought about writing a short story about a family of children who were all missing fingers. The reason was because it was their punishment for getting caught stealing. But they had to steal. It was the only way they could survive, and help the rest of the family survive. The punishment for not stealing was even worse. Some of the children had four digits while some had two. It all…