#f-bombs

Pyrrha: “Who am I, baby-love?”

Lily: “Momma!”

Blake: “And who am I?”

Lily: “Mommy!”

Weiss: “And who am I, Lily?”

Lily: “Weiss!”

Weiss: “Argh! Why is everyone some version of mom except me. It’s enough to make me want to cry!”

Blake: “I swear she does it because she thinks your reaction is funny. Look at the smile on her face.”

Pyrrha: “I hope you’re not really upset my love. Because I do think Blake is right. Lily does seem to like your reaction. She calls you momma when you’re not actively trying to get her to.”

Weiss: *picks Lily up and zerberts her belly, making the baby giggle madly* “Such a smart baby! What other words do you know?”

Lily: “Fuck.”

Weiss freezes, eyes wide. Pyrrha and Blake freeze as well. Lily giggles more.

Lily: “FUCK!”

Pyrrha: “Lily, no!”

Lily: “Fuckfuckfuck.”

Blake snorts in laughter. Weiss continues to look distressed. Pyrrha starts to look genuinely angry.

———In the sparring ring———

Yang and Ruby had just finished a light spar against Jaune and Ren while Ranger and Ishmael were giving a much more subdued training session to the twins.

Pyrrha: *heard clearly from the house* “YANG!!!”

Ruby: “Uh-oh. Gonna run?”

Yang: “Nope. Gonna take my lumps. I deserve them after all.”

Ren: “What has Pyrrha so angry?”

The kitchen door flies open and Pyrrha walks determinedly towards the group.

Pyrrha: “You taught our daughter the f-word! Why? How? When?”

Before Yang can start formulating an answer to Pyrrha’s questions Ishmael and, more strangely, Ranger start laughing. All five of the younger parents look at the two men bewildered.

Ishmael: “Children are sponges. They absorb everything from the world around them.”

Ranger: “The secret is to not react…like you are currently doing. She can’t grasp the right or wrongs of the words she speaks yet.”

Ishmael: “When she gets a little older you can sit her down and explain why certain words aren’t used in certain situations.”

Ranger: “So, for pity’s sake, forgive Yang her folly.”

Waverly was the last character to f-bomb in the show because she saved all her f-bombs until the very end which was hilarious and one of the highlights of it.

Well, it turns out Waverly actually had the first f-bomb in the show before even Wynonna in Season 2’s finale.

F-bombs away

In his New Yorker review of the movie “Cocaine Bear” Anthony Lane asks,”Why does the whole cast, including the kids, swear so freely and so loudly.”

Without starting a debate over whether today’s culture is coarser than it used to be, I can only offer this answer to Anthony Lane: Because that’s how things are now; that’s where our entertainment tastes have taken us.

If you watch anything other than network TV and Bob Ross, you know what I mean. A few examples that come to mind: “The Last of Us”, “Slow Horses” and, the very F-bomb factory, “Succession.”

I learned in a writing class that the problem with tossing F-bombs every other word is not the vulgarity of it, it’s the banality. Expletives - F-bombs included - can be effective, but overuse diminishes their potency. The powerful F-bomb becomes defused.

this is Blue, Vio, and Shadow playing Mario.

Read more for who’s saying what!

Sooooooooo....

This probably means:

-- Getting "up close and personal" with characters.

-- F-bombs (I better be seeing Spock drop one. Preferably in front of Sarek).

-- Excessive red (maybe green?) stuff? (You know exactly what I mean)

This post reacts to Season 4 episodes 11~12 (Steven’s dream/Adventures in Light Distortion).

(Annnd I’m finally catching up. The latest episodes by far.)

(This is the latest Steven Bomb. And suddenly, I have a bad feeling about this. To be honest, I tried really, really hard to avoid spoilers for these five episodes and I was kinda successful. I don’t know much except there’s a human zoo, Blue Diamond and the dimaonds’ singing involved. I saw the ‘What’s the use of feeling’ video on Youtube but never watched it on purpose because I wanted my first encounter with the song to be while I watched its episode. But now, I’m really scared. The fandom apparently exploded after this happened, and I don’t know what happened. Will Steven and Greg end up stuck in the zoo? Will they go back to Earth? What’s the song about? Will they die or live?!? I’m really scared about nothing... but there’s still 11 more episodes in the season to go... WHAT IS REBECCA PLANNING)

Steven’s Dream

-I can’t pinpoint why but I am so worried right now

-HEY THAT’S OUR NATIONAL FLOWER

-Does Steven never change his pajamas or does he have a bunch of the same pair like he does with his T-shirt

-THAT’S OUR NATIONAL FLOWER AGAIN

-AND OUR NATIONAL TREE

-THE FUCKING PALANQUIN

-WHAT

-IT’S ‘PALANKEEN’

-THANKS FOR THE KNOWLEDGE CONNIE, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS PRONOUNCED ‘-UIN’ AS IN ‘PENGUIN’

-Feels...

-wAIT BUT THAT’S LIKE FREAKING sEOUL

-It’s on the other side of the globe from America. wut.

-Either Andy’s plane is real fast or it’s cartoon logic.

-HEY I FREAKING LIVE HERE

-*KOREAN INTENSIFIES*

-Those streets are pretty accurate...

-WTF STEVEN HAS GRANDMA HAIR

-Except that on Saturdays there’s like a million protesters nowadays

-IS THAT ONE OF THE ANIMATORS

-DID STEVEN UNIVERSE JUST STEP LIGHTLY OVER THE FOURTH WALL WITHOUT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK

-GREG TRIED TO SAY THANK YOU IN KOREAM

-But why is Steven crying like there’s pepper in the air

-wtf?? someone repaired the palanquin??

-WHAT THE FUCK

-HOLY FUCK WHAT

-WAS THAT PINK DIAMOND’S PALANQUIN

-”Yellow says it’ll all be over soon”  HWY DOES THAT MAKE ME SO SAD

-WHAT

-WHAT THE FUCK

-Blue Pearl... so apparently all pearls have pointy noses that could stab someone?

-gREG NO

-”Humanity’s ability to survive in the wild”  THAT’S A MOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING CITY  Or does human civilization still look primitive to gems and they consider it ‘wild’

-WHOA BLUE DIAMOND IS HUGE

-I uh

-Silence of respects for Pink Diamond. R.I.P.

-THE GEOWEAPON WAS DEACTIVATED DUDE

-CHILL DOWN BLUE

-Anyway what the fuck was Rose doing in Korea fighting PD

-I mean we were here for like half a million years, yeah we were still monkeys, but - quote Wikipedia - “The earliest known Korean pottery dates to around 8000 BC”.

-WHAT THE FUCK

-GREG NO

-AND THAT HAND SHIP CAME OUTTA NO-FREAKING-WHERE

-NO

-THAT’S A FUCKING ARM SHIP

-IS THAT THE ULTIMATE CLASS OR IS THERE A TORSO SHIP AND A LEG SHIP HIDING SOMEWHERE TOO

-The palanquin floating is kind of disappointing. I was kind of hoping it would scuttle around like it did in The Answer.

-”Jump to hyperspace”

-HWTA THE FUXCK

-WHAT ETHE ACTUAL FUCK

-MINDFUCKED

-STEVEN UNIVERSE WHATE THE FUCK

-THIS AIN’T A STEVEN BOMB THIS IS STEVEN FUCKING TSAR BOMBA

-WHAT THE DUKC

-I TOLD YOU I HAD A BADEELING ABOTU THIS

-I FUKCING CALLED IT

-THE LAST TIME I WAS THIS MIONDFUCKED WAS WHEN I WATCHED THE DOCTOR WHO SERIES 8 FINALE

Adventures in Light Distortion

-*Adventures in Space and Time intensifies*

-THERE’S EARRAPE MUSIC PLAYING IN MY BRAIN IT’S FRIPPING CHAOS IN THERE

-YEAH YOU CHEEKY LIIL THEME SONG BEING ALL MERRY N SHIT LIKE YALL GONNA PRETEND SHIT DIDN’T GET DOWN JUST LAST EPISODE

-”Amethyst, turn into a chair, I need to sit down.”

-RONALDO FUCKING CALLED IT

-BUT WHERE’S THE RUBY SHIP

-PERIDOOOOOOOOOT

-tardis

-TARDIS

-BIGGER ON THE INSIDE AND SHIT

-only it can’t travl through time. Probably.

-I FEEL SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW

-WHAT HE FUCK IT’S THAT FUCKING RUBY FROM SEASON THREE OFMG

-LOL WUT

-”Those are my bones”  Amethyst wtf

-STEVEN NO

-OH THANK GOODNESS HE’S OK

-WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE FLAT?? WHAT??

-WHAT?? LOL!?! RUBY SIZED CRYSTAL GEMS

-PERIDOT. FUCKING. TOLD. YOU.

-JASPER SIZED CRYSTAL GEMS

-THE FUCK ARE THOSE TINY ONES EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE

-ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE TINY ASS GEMS SCUTTLING AROND ON HOMEWORDL

-DIAMOND SIZED

-Well obviously you have to have different settings for each gem as they are all different kinds

-ouch

-WHAT THE FUCK

-STEVEN YOU’RE BREAKING EVERYONE

-Oh now we’re norm- NEVERMIND

GARNET PIE

PEARLOON

-THANK YOU FOR THIS COMIC RELIEF CREWNIVERSE, I NEEDED IT TO CURE MY HEARTBREAK

WTF JESUS CHRIST DID THEY GET POOFED

-NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT COMIC RELIEF

-You’re on drugs, Steven.

-holy fuck this is nightmarish

-KIDS’ SHOW

-WHAT THE FUCK

-holy fuck that’s stressful

-Well thank goodness they were alright...

-But imagine if there was some other alien spaceship just passing by and ZOOM ‘oh there goes a gem ship, probably rubies’ but then a moment later NYOOM there are three gems just floating and somehow moving really fast in the middle of nowhere, following that ruby ship and they look fucking stretched out like wtf