I'd like to preface this cheat sheet by saying: Cringe is dead, consistency is dead, multi-shipping is epic, fuck it we ball. 🙂‍↕️

[ QUINCY ] Pansexual. Had a crush on Gwen, gave it up after rejection (NOTP). Friends with Obyn, Gwen, and Ezili, best friends with Benjamin. Older cousin (and friend) to Rosalia.

[ GWENDOLYN ] Lesbian. Shipped with Adora. Friends with Adora, Quincy, Ezili, and Striker Jones.

[ STRIKER JONES ] Straight. Head over heels in love with Brickell. Friends with Gwen, Zoey, Rosalia. Trying extremely hard to befriend Churchill (but to no avail).

[ OBYN GREENFOOT ] Gay. Crushing on Rosalia. Friends with Rosalia and Quincy.

[ CAPTAIN CHURCHILL ] Gay. Generally shipped with Etienne. Good friends with Brickell and Ezili. Not receptive to Striker's advances.

[ BENJAMIN ] Bisexual. Romantically involved with Sauda, victim of one-sided crush on Quincy. Best friends with Sauda and Quincy. Desperately trying to befriend Geraldo and gain his approval (for some reason).

[ EZILI ] Bisexual, male lean. Sometimes shipped with Adora, sometimes they're rivals? Friends with Adora, Brickell, Quincy, and Etienne (kind of). Crushing on Quincy.

[ PAT FUTSY ] Straight. Crushing on Rosalia. Friends with Sauda.

[ ADORA ] Lesbian. Shipped with Gwen and sometimes Ezili. Friends with Gwen, Psi, and Ezili.

[ ADMIRAL BRICKELL ] Bisexual. In a committed relationship with Striker Jones. Great friends with Churchill (a sort of mentor/mentee relationship) and Ezili.

[ ETIENNE ] Pansexual, prefers masc-presenting peeps. Generally shipped with Churchill, has one-sided crushes on Geraldo and Quincy. Friends with Rosalia and Ezili.

[ SAUDA ] Bisexual. Romantically involved with Benjamin. Friends with Benjamin, Geraldo, Pat Futsy, and Rosalia. Sometimes shipped with Rosalia.

[ PSI ] Straight. Friends with Adora. I wanted to give him a crush on someone but honestly? I think it'd probably be on a tower or citizen.

[ GERALDO ] Gay? Friends with Rosalia and Sauda. (Acts) unbothered by Etienne's advances, rejects Benjamin's attempts at friendship.

[ ROSALIA ] Bisexual. Looks cute next to Sauda and Obyn! Friends with Sauda, Geraldo, Etienne, Striker Jones, Obyn, and her cousin Quincy.

Extra stuff lol:

I have like 0 ideas for Silas and the necromancer dude. I know people ship them but it honestly doesn't do much for me. 😅

Agent Jericho is either a gay man or a he/him butch lesbian (possibly bisexual). The latter set of options makes me happier, so I'm leaning towards that. :J

"Why do multiple monkeys have a crush on Quincy?" Because I have a crush on Quincy and I love projecting it onto others lol.

"Why doesn't the shipping chart match your sexuality headcanons?" Please re-read the cheat sheet preface. I love complicated feelings and treating characters like dolls!