#explodingtacoproductions

Nobody. Takes. Mah man-purse.

Zombies. Come on, guys. There's no such thing as zombies.

I'm altering the cosmic microwave background radiation in front of me to be significantly cooler in order to facilitate the necessary window of opportunity for the chance that another me, in a parallel universe, will create these exact conditions which will allow us to create a tear in the multiverse and visit each other's respective realities.

And then you'll be like, you know, Facebook-stalking Meredith. I mean, you don't even KNOW Meredith! But you, like, Facebook-stalk her. And you click on her picture - that one of her in the bikini on the beach and you just stare at it like *hhhhhhhhhhhh* ALL THE TIME. It's freakin' creepy.

Let's make a time warp movie! Where there's this guy ... that gets thrown out of some car - and goes back in time to not get thrown out of a car, but he ends up getting thrown out of a car!