My bestfriend really tried it tonight...this fool asked me didn't I make a single life post about the guy from single life #18? It wasn't about that chile, it was about my opinion on relationships and marriage. It was in response to his statement which I wanted to expand on and actually ask myself if it was true and personally it's NOT.
Then he had the audacity to say I skipped over the big ol' freak part as if I'm embarrassed to speak on my sex life. I literally got on tumblr because of the sexual content and freedom. I don't care for twitter and Facebook occasionally has sexual gifs but not the same as tumblr. Plus let's not forget your momma, daddy, auntie, uncle, and snitching ass cousins are on Facebook.
But let me be quite transparent because this is a judgment free zone. I lost my virginity at 14 so at 23 sex ain't new to me. Ive had good & bad experiences with sexual partners. I keep track of my body count but don't often discuss it because as an adult that shouldn't matter as long as you have been tested and aren't bringing STDs into the equation, it doesn't matter if you have 5 or 25. I've never had a one night stand with someone or went home with someone, that just doesn't fit my personality. At this point in my life, I require a legit connection before I start throwing it back. I think it makes sex better and you have to opportunity to discuss likes and dislikes before you get in that zone and cross boundaries that could turn someone off. A big dick is all well & fine but if you're not in it to please me you might as well not waste my time. I do not find joy in a dude constantly pounding my pussy like my walls don't exist. I do believe size matters so average ain't average for me 🤷🏾♀️. I don't have to have my pussy ate to get wet good foreplay (kissing & touching/caressing certainbody parts) does that but I can't date/fuck a nigga that don't eat pussy AT ALL. I don't consider myself a "dick sucking connoisseur" as I say but I also haven't had appropriate teachers I'm open to learning from the right guy because the goal is to be pro. I don't do anal sex nor do I want your tongue or finger in my ass. I'm not the chick that's going to be squirting all over the place. If I feel that urge I will kindly tell you to get off me because I have to pee. That's what squirt is for all you porn watchers that hype that shit up as the sexiest thing ever, it's cum & urine people. I do own toys and my fav would probably be my vibrator. I haven't used toys during sex but would be open to it. I have a LONG ass sex playlist that hasn't been used for it's purpose in quite some time (I shower & clean up to it though) but if given to opportunity I will have sex multiple times a day so that mix just keeps the mood right for when I'm ready for the next round after the lunch break.
With all this being said... Congratulations to the people that made it to the bottom, feel free to ask me questions. For you men, don't slide in my messages looking to link for sex, asking for nudes, or expecting me to talk sex with you 25/8 NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
