#executivetransvestite

@fenoxflame surprised me yesterday with the news that we will be going to this the day before my birthday. So excited and so appreciative of my friends. Thank you Heather (and James!) I cannot wait! #cakeordeath #executivetransvestite @eddieizzard https://www.instagram.com/p/BstEF0DhJqK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eqd8mqj9ijbw

🐝 ℑ𝔷𝔷𝔞𝔯𝔡 🐝 Today's Makeup Monday is a shoutout to a lifelong style icon of mine 💄@eddieizzard 💋 . This guy got me through a lot of rough times in high school with his comedy. . Then I got to meet him when I lived in downtown Chicago. My art school dorm was right around the corner from where he was performing his show, Sexie (2003). I was going to the 4th night, but this was back when he still waited after every show to sign autographs for everyone. Bless his heart! So I snuck into the line every night before I actually saw his show. One night I had him sign a used pack of Lucky Strikes, he said dryly, "😑 this is a lovely piece of paper" 😬 Sorry Eddie, it was the only sturdy paper I had on hand! . Meanwhile, my friend and I are in the theater waiting for the show to start. I'm so excited! . So today I raise a glass to my favorite #executivetransvestite 🥂 for always keepin guyliner classy ! 💄💋🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 #eddieizzard #eddieizzardwunderbar #makeupmonday #motd #makeupoftheday #guyliner (at Long Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByjMirbldJd/?igshid=1nv10u6nenubc

In case you missed it Saturday, I was great! #notquitedrag #executivetransvestite #qwn #lashesonpoint #beardedlady #birdo #birdman #birdperson #birdladyman #imnotabug https://www.instagram.com/p/BqIptcunMax/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x2jvdzdrwlr0

Here’s how I got into cross dressing: 3 cups sugar, 2 eggs, 1 stick of butter, melted, beaten, stir til thick and creamy. You can find the link to the full vid on my profile! . . #crossdressing #executivetransvestite #sweettransvestite #everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsex #butweretooafraidtoask #lgbtq #journey #drag #dragqueen #tryoutawigtoday #genderswap #dottie (at The Clown Hole)

LA Road Warrior circa 2018, 3 Days before The Big Scream, “live free or die trying” . . . #lfod #roadwarrior #executivetransvestite #makeup #madmax #bliss #darkwave #bluemonday #enlight #greenknight (at The Clown Hole)

LA Road Warrior circa 2018, 3 Days before The Big Scream, “live free or die trying” . . . #lfod #roadwarrior #executivetransvestite #makeup #madmax #bliss #darkwave #bluemonday #enlight #greenknight (at The Clown Hole)

Last night looks. The Green Knight kept his head in hand tonight. “Who will put his neck before my axe? Have a go at mine first, and if you are as true to your word as my blade I will have the next.” Laughed the demon, and no one took the task at hand but bowed their head and silence kept them all. Save Sir Gawain, who but a squiring page boy, who takes the axe from a giant and swing high and harder still, and rolls the head of the ogre across the floor. The body unslumping fumbles for his face as she shook with wheezing laughter, reclaimed his head and by the hair held himself up and proclaimed “ye neck is mine child, I shall have it in a years time. No matter where you run, no matter where you hide, you’ve given your word, you cannot stop the truth.” And departed into the cold night laughing, head in hand into the wind and left nothing but the cold behind him... #greenknight #sirgawain #motorcycle #executivetransvestite #bliss #darkwave #underground #igotfloggedtonight