#excelsors

u have a crush on me???? that’s adorable wow i had no idea

1) instagram bi or snapchat bi?

listen… dont make me answer this. instagram for self promo snap for telling emilee what anime im watching 

6) earth, air, fire, or water bi?

water bi but i can barely swim dont come here

10) sneakers bi or heels bi?

sneakers if i have to choose i need arch support pls 

19) antique bi or futuristic bi?

the kind of bi who rides present bad fads. 

thanks :)

url: idgi / meh / ok / great / joseph kavinsky

icon: selfie / meh / ok / great / wade wilson

theme: nmt / meh / ok / great / elide lochan

mobile theme: nmt / meh / ok / great / laurent of vere

posts: nmt / meh / ok / great / vin venture

overall: nmt / meh / ok / great / amachi hitsugi

following: nmt but ily / not rn sorry / now / yep / ur the patroclus to my achilles

these nerds will be the death of me hahaha

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

your blog: ew / nonono / cute / great / flawless / OH EM GEE

this is so cool wtf thank you

[ x ] posting this because it’s very interesting trust me woooooo

here goes:

teddy = teddy remus lupin aka lupin and tonks’ son from hp

i played him in an rp with thislonelybliss, artymiiss, tigerlilypotter, writinginsomewonderland, sebstanza and so many more ppl where u all at????

in this rp teddy had an angsty best friend named evaristus selwyn who was irish and a moany old goat and used to be sunshine but started writing sad sack music and killed the buzz

he was also IN LOVE WITH VICTOIRE WEASLEY

i.e. teddy’s childhood sweetheart and possible soulmate who knows????

so that made him even more angsty but hey he never told teddy and then there was a massive fight about it but that’s a story for another time kids

so teddy and evar had these two twat friends named alphard and pollux black who were from some disgraced branch of the black family and they were like these goofy but slightly melancholic kids like they had really sad vibes but were so happy all the time okay alphard was basically the eleventh doctor if i’m being real and pollux was like a less rebellious, child prodigy version of enjolras. and one day they all decided to make a band - mainly to impress victoire weasley (though teddy was the only one who was vocal about it like he’s oblivious af let me tell you)

and the band thing totally worked out for them like wizarding music is vastly unexplored and basically it was all about them recording music on hogsmeade weekends and going on tour straight out of school and things were going so great and everyone supported them

but

tbh this is all very foggy in my head and maybe the above ppl can help me out here bc i’m a little confused but basically evar and teddy had a massive fight because teddy wasn’t mad about the love of anything he just wished evar actually told him how much he was hurting over victoire because friends tell each other things right??? 

long story short teddy backs the fuck off and evoire becomes a thing but u know evar had a fuckbuddy named jessa and she feels a little eh about the whole thing and her and teddy start talking more because of it and basically fall in love but not really because they won’t ever admit it and are always on and off but then jessa gets pregnant and woah guess what it’s evars?????? (idk this might be wrong but hey drama)

and teddy leaves for ages and basically goes on a massive bender and ignores evar, vic, and jessa (tbh i think there was something about jessa being a surrogate for evoire so vic was chill w/ it) and is all angsty because he feels left out and like evar’s taken everything from him but then you know how cliché it is that comes back and it’s all cutesy and wow we missed you but it’s not because nothing feels right and things won’t be the same for jessa and teddy again and it’s weird but they’re still in love and then victoire leaves for france for a while (this is where i don’t really know) and then shows up at teddy’s door like “let’s get married” and that’s where we are rn

i hope that clears things up

but i guess what i was trying to say is that teddy’s in a next gen boyband

and they’re all hot and complicated

and there were reporters stalking them for like 89% of this

and pollux and evar dated for a bit

and i wish i could talk about the ladies more like they were such amazing characters but i didn’t play them so i????

but ANDROMEDA GOOD GOD SHE WAS THE BEST

we always looking for ppl to play these rad guys

raum: 

do you have a tendency to hoard anything? if so, what?

So many things. I dont throw away anything it stresses me out so much. weh. shoes probably. even if theyre broken and dont fit.   I got rid of a bunch of things when i moved recently so i feel good about that 

jezebel: 

talk about a time you used your sexuality to get your way

Um? idk does it count as using my sexuality to get my way if i fake interest in a guy i find pretty attractive to get eaten out? when i first moved to ny i thought i was developing sociopathic tendencies because when dudes at the bodega would say shit like ‘youre so pretty youre boyfriend is very lucky’ i would respond with ‘yes he is i fuck his ass everynight until he cries’ and have zero clue why id say that?? and id do that like \, all the time.