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1: i don’t leave my house enough to be in a dire situation. i also don’t expand my horizons when i do go somewhere, like i’d never be in the situation where i had to stay a creepy motel in the middle of fucking nowhere. you also wouldn’t catch me at a summer camp, i have too much anxiety for that, and i would probably have multiple asthma attacks and just perish from stress

2: i wouldn’t buy a creepy doll or object in general, why would anyone??? nor would i play a movie or tape that everyone said was cursed, like i’d rather be safe than sorry, right?? i also wouldn’t buy a suspiciously cheap mansion, just no

3: i have no enemies, or let me reiterate, im no ones enemy, i don’t talk to enough people for that. i have enemies, they don’t know they’re my enemies though so

4: also in the situation where it’s a purge or something like that, my house is literally surrounded by woods and the few people that do live by me are all elderly so, yeah, i just wouldn’t leave my house

5: i don’t have nightmares, i don’t have dreams in general, or i don’t remember them, so yeah no freddy krueger for me (is that even how it works?? idk)