#exactly?

Vaggie: "...."

Vaggie: "What if the stab wound doesn't kill them."

Charlie: "Depends."

Vaggie: "On?"

Charlie: "Did they attack first were they very rude are they an Overlord you need to distract so you can run was it an accident am I around to help or is this a potential life and death situation how nicely does the blood spatter accent your beautiful jawline did you say sorry afterwards-"

Vaggie: "Wait go back, what blood splatter thing."

Charlie: "I mean this is HELL so it's not that big a deal? We're pretty used to getting gore and bloodstains out of clothes- there's even a special washer setting for-"

Vaggie: "My jawline."

Charlie: "Mmm no I think kisses are better for that? Or licking."

Vaggie: "Licking?"

Charlie: "It works for cleaning too! Honestly Razzle and Dazzle might be onto something there, because- "

Vaggie: "Even when I'm spattered with blood?"

Charlie: "...."

Charlie: "maaaaybe"

Vaggie: "...that's not a huge incentive to avoid violence, babe."

Charlie: "Murder. I specifically said, try not to do MURDER. Murder isn't sexy."

Vaggie: "But if it's just a little blood dripping down my face-"

Charlie: "-THis topic! Is no longer safe for work!"

Vaggie: "Oh my girlfriend-"

the problem has to do with tumblr adding it's referral/tracking aspects to the link automatically. I'm not sure that I can prevent it from doing that, since it immediately added it back when I deleted it, but... in the meantime, if anyone wants to play around and lmk of any better ways to link to it without tumblr's janky referral system, the direct URL is under this. Also, I'm not particularly familiar with Spotify, so if there's parts of that link which are unnecessary, lmk of those as well.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5QJBvqv37eou5L4wUMs8k5?si=zOuHr14iR5-4gJfICKvTGA&nd=1