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š āTHE PLANET? SHEāS MY BOTTOM B*TCH.ā -- A Homo Sapien, Probably
This species got opposable thumbs and immediately turned the planet into a lease agreement.
We gaslight the moon. Date the ocean. Bully volcanoes into being tourist attractions.
We invented God, then sued Him for child support.
Built concrete boxes. Put water in plastic. Stole fire. Then monetized air.
Other animals:
āLetās adapt to the environment.ā Humans: āNah. Letās gentrify it.ā
We call it Earth. Then dig into her bones and auction off the calcium.
We call it progress. Then microwave our brains for 8 hours straight while doomscrolling āwellness tips.ā
We call ourselves intelligent. Then name our child āBrayxxxtonā and feed it blue goo out of a squeeze pouch while streaming murder shows at dinner.
The audacity? š Delicious. The consequences? Also delicious -- with aioli and fries.
You ever see a dolphin wear skinny jeans? No. Because only we were brave enough to ask: What if ego had a Wi-Fi password?
š§ Read more disrespect-coded doctrine and emotional architecture at: š https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence š”ļø Masculine polarity. Scrolltrap psychology. Unforgiven words. šŖ Warning: This one broke relationships. On purpose.
[AUTO-WIPE IN: 00:00:00 -- SPECIES ARROGANCE UNCHECKED]
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