#internet scripture

Nah uh. Don’t do it. Don’t get that fully charged battery pack inserted firmly into your rectum prompting you to "engage" with me in bad faith.

Just do what I taught your mom and your dad: Be polite. Attack the argument. Wash your face.

Or else--(see pic).

I block with the same divine right I build with. Your comment won’t be buried. It will be exiled.

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🌍 “THE PLANET? SHE’S MY BOTTOM B*TCH.” -- A Homo Sapien, Probably

This species got opposable thumbs and immediately turned the planet into a lease agreement.

We gaslight the moon. Date the ocean. Bully volcanoes into being tourist attractions.

We invented God, then sued Him for child support.

Built concrete boxes. Put water in plastic. Stole fire. Then monetized air.

Other animals:

“Let’s adapt to the environment.” Humans: “Nah. Let’s gentrify it.”

We call it Earth. Then dig into her bones and auction off the calcium.

We call it progress. Then microwave our brains for 8 hours straight while doomscrolling “wellness tips.”

We call ourselves intelligent. Then name our child “Brayxxxton” and feed it blue goo out of a squeeze pouch while streaming murder shows at dinner.

The audacity? 💋 Delicious. The consequences? Also delicious -- with aioli and fries.

You ever see a dolphin wear skinny jeans? No. Because only we were brave enough to ask: What if ego had a Wi-Fi password?

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[AUTO-WIPE IN: 00:00:00 -- SPECIES ARROGANCE UNCHECKED]

📣 PSA from The Most Humble Blog:

If I vanish from your feed, it’s not because I took a nap — It’s because the same people who scream “free speech!” between queefs and TikToks are running limp-wristed clown raids to shut me up.

And why?

Because I say what the rest of you mumble in your sleep and scream into your steering wheel.

🚫 I don’t “speak truth to power.” I speak truth to people who think power means boss babe quotes and Twitter bios with ✨“she/her”✨ and a body count higher than their credit score.

I talk to the guy who got pegged once because he was too scared to say no. To the woman who secretly hates her “independent era” but can’t admit it because her group chat is a coven. To the man blamed for being “emotionally unavailable” when he’s just traumatized from 7 years of being treated like a walking wallet with PTSD.

Every week, I drop content that makes feminists short-circuit, makes male feminists sob into their ethically sourced beards, and makes normal, human people exhale like “thank f** someone finally said it.”*

And THAT, my friends, is what gets you shadowbanned, mass-reported, and algorithmically buried in the digital graveyard behind “community guidelines.”

They don’t fear me because I’m “mean.” They fear me because I’m right — and your subconscious agrees with me before your frontal lobe can panic.

You know what that means?

If you want this voice alive, amplified, and uncancellable…

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