My husband is recording a statistics lecture about the Poisson variable, and I swear to god it is taking every ounce of willpower I possess not to burst into song a la The Little Mermaid.
“Leeeees poissons, les poissons, how I love les poissons! Love to express given event prob’ilityyyy! (*math math math*) First I look at the fixed interval (time or space), ah mais oui, ça c’est distributiooon!”


















