Apr 4, 2013
this one time my friend was trying to make cookies and the recipe called for 1/2c butter so she filled a cup halfway with butter
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this one time my friend was trying to make cookies and the recipe called for 1/2c butter so she filled a cup halfway with butter
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Friend: Ooh this is pretty!
Me: You're pretty!!
Friend: SHUT UP.
Me:
Friend: I'm sorry, I don't take compliments well....
so we had to write a love triangle play in creative writing
Katie: omfg meghan u whore go kill urself
tom: ye meggin no 1 likes u
meghan: *creys*
katie: truth hurts bitch
meghan: u spell my name rong u dumas
tom: w/e i dont even lik u
meghan: das not wat u sed last nite when i was sukin ur dik
katie: WAT
tom: o ye bb meggin givs beta head dan u sry bb
katie: *gross sobbing*
meghan: w/e ho u aint even pretti an u have aids
katie: its not my fault ur dad gave it 2 me
tom: lol
katie: y u laffin nigga u got aids now
tom: o ye
tom: fuck
tom:
tom:
tom: *dies*
meghan: ye bitch u deserv it
katie: wanna fuk
meghan: ok
the end
omg i'm going to kill my friend
she just sent me a picture of desmond and lucy
and it was all cute and actually smutty just kiddin it wasn't cute it was smut
but that's not the worst part
SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET DESMOND'S NAME RIGHT
SHE CALLED HIM DAMON
I GUESS I SHOULDN'T EXPECT MUCH FROM A VAMPIRE DIARIES FAN
ugh you fucking whore get out we are no longer friends
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9) Eye color. I think eyes are the most beautiful and interesting physical feature so I generally look at those first.
31) Pride and Prejudice, All Disney movies basically, Ever After, Two Weeks Notice, Iron Mans, Captain America, My Blue Heaven, A League of Their Own, Star Trek (the new one), The Avengers, Narnia movies, Harry Potter... The list could go on.
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49) No tattoos :) Maybe someday though; something small...
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