#evanson

ALEX! How rude. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition.

I’m not sure why that was the first thought that came to my mind, but it was. Probably because I was thinking about Smooth Criminal earlier.

This is a tricky question and I think it depends on the context. For that reason, I will be providing a variety of answers.

A real physical fight, during high school. Sam+Finn would win this one. They both have a size advantage over Kurt and Puck. Kurt+Puck put up a good fight though, and to everyone’s surprise Kurt does an especially good job of holding his own, but in the end it’s not quite enough to win.

A real physical fight, after high school. This time I’m giving it to Kurt+Puck. Finn and Sam underestimate Kurt, but he’s gotten stronger and he’s bigger now and all those stage combat classes at NYADA are paying off. Kurt and Puck get the upper hand early on because Finn and Sam were expecting it to be an easier fight, and by the time they realise it’s not, it’s too late (though even if they hadn’t underestimated Kurt+Puck, they still would have lost, just not quite as badly).

A “just for fun” physical fight. It doesn’t matter when this happens, Kurt+Puck would win. Both Sam and Finn are too scared of actually hurting Kurt or Puck, but Kurt+Puck don’t have the same problem and have no issues with playing dirty, so they win pretty easily.

A non-physical fight. Kurt wins this. He doesn’t even need Puck, though he’d get a few good lines in there as well. Finn and Sam don’t even come close to winning this one.

TBH I SHIPPED THEM SO HARDDD LIKEEE HOW CAN YOU NOTTT? What’s not to love about both if them being together honestly???

Scarlett answering Chris to every who is most likely

IF THIS IS NOT LOVE I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

ALSO I WANT TO SEE CHRIS WITH ROSE IF ANYONE HAS PICTURES PLEASE SPARE ME I HAVE BEEN GOOGLING FOR DAYS