#evalyntravers

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF HOEWARTS

Evalyn made a group chat Evalyn added 6 people

Evalyn

there is no fucking way

Enzo

bitch what?

Evalyn

Video call 3:30 am Missed Video call 3:33 am GUYS PICK TF UP

Blaise

what you need ho? we tryna sleep here

Evalyn

Hoggram

Draco

are you fucked in the head? is that why you're making up words?

Evalyn

no you smartass hogwarts has wifi now ACTUAL WIFI that means no more using phone data to text

Pansy

that sounds absolutely ridiculous hoggram? that's the shittiest name I've ever heard

Evalyn

It's trueeee it's like the Hogwarts version of Instagram

Draco

ew it's just another platform where the Gryffindors are gonna act insufferable

Pansy

says the guy who already posted a selfie with the caption "Born superior🐍"

Mattheo

Please tell me he didn't

Evalyn

He did I reported it for "dangerously high levels of cringe"

Theo

I might like this app if you keep doing that

Lorenzo

bet you five Galleons the Gryffindors post a "friendship" spam within the hour.

Blaise

ten Galleons if it's Potter.

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_DracoMalfoy posted

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_DracoMalfoy Born superior 🐍

15 minutes ago

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_Evxlynn I reported this for endangering the entire wizarding world with that level of vanity.    ↪ _DracoMalfoy Oh shut uppp eve 😭 Theo_Nott You should change the filter. It makes you look like you're plotting world domination.     ↪yk.riddle ahahahahhaha frrr    ↪ _DracoMalfoy maybe I am    ↪ Evxlynn istg if you get us cancelled with that cringe ass shit, i will kill you user713 daddy🥵 pansy.dgaf I'm not saying I'm judging, but...     ↪ user505 it's fine, everyone is Mione_Granger I like the b&w thing going, very mysterious!     ↪_DracoMalfoy 🩶     ↪_Evxlynn 👀 View all comments

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_Evxlynn posted a story

7 minutes ago

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_Evxlynn Day 1 of Hoggram and Malfoy already thinks he's a celebrity send help

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_DracoMalfoy You're so mean to me 😭 _Evxlynn love you too Malfoy  _DracoMalfoy 🥲

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Theyluv_Hazza posted

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TheyluvHazza For our friendship 💖

3 minutes ago

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_Evxlynn posted

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_Evxlynn Study sesh with Pans #tryingtofocusbutnot

Tagged: pansy.dgaf

5 hours ago

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_DracoMalfoy: Studying? No way    ↪ Evxlynn 🫣 yk.riddle: Are you studying or posting?    ↪ Evxlynn both    ↪ pansy.dgaf practicing multitasking for tonite Theo_Nott: Definitely not studying. But hey, you look good doing it.    ↪ Evxlynn awww are you finally admitting I'm hot?    ↪ Theo_Nott how do you know I wasn't talking about Pansy?    ↪ Evxlynn I'm the only one in the post 😏 Loony_Luna: I think you look like you're very focused    ↪ pansy.dgaf I can confirm it was just for the camera    ↪ Evxlynn shuddup pans Pansy.dgaf: tbh just passing the time till tonight ↪ Evxlynn Yesssss I can't wait View all comments

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@yk.riddle posted

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yk.riddle anyone else feel like something's up?

2 hours ago

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_DracoMalfoy Yes. The fact that you didn't tag me for photo credits.    ↪ yk.riddle oops yk.riddle PHOTO CREDITS: DRACO MALFOY    ↪ _DracoMalfoy better, thanks pansy.dgaf why do you always look like you're about to start a fight?    ↪ Evxlynn please don't    ↪ yk.riddle omg no 😭 I'm not    ↪ yk.riddle  not at the very moment, at least user505 honestly, he looks kinda cool    ↪ user505 in a 'don't talk to me or I'll punch you' way    ↪ yk.riddle um thanks ig Evxlynn maybe try smiling next time. it won't kill you    ↪ yk.riddle it might    ↪ Evxlynn smh _Enzo.jpg: This is the fifth time I've seen you pull this exact pose    ↪ yk.riddle it's tried and true    ↪ user713 i think it's hot user713 can you marry me 😍    ↪ user713 please reply    ↪ user713 please View all comments

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Mione_Granger posted a story

1 hour ago

Mione_Granger don't mind that it's a school night, because I'm matching with Eve 🫶

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Theo_Nott posted

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Theo_Nott maybe a little wild?

30 minutes ago

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𝔼𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕟 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤

＠_Evxlynn

𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕗𝕠𝕪

＠_DracoMalfoy

𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕠𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕖 ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕥

＠Theo_Nott

𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕫𝕖 ℤ𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕟𝕚

＠ThatBitchBlaise

ℙ𝕒𝕟𝕤𝕪 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕟

＠Pansy.dgaf

𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕠 ℝ𝕚𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕖

＠yk.riddle

𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕠 𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕖

＠_Enzo.jpg

𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕒 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕

＠Loony_Luna

ℂ𝕙𝕠 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘

＠_Cho.Chxang

ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣

＠Theyluv_Hazza

ℝ𝕠𝕟 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕪

＠NotThatRon

ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣