#theodorenottexoc

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF HOEWARTS

Evalyn made a group chat Evalyn added 6 people

Evalyn

there is no fucking way

Enzo

bitch what?

Evalyn

Video call 3:30 am Missed Video call 3:33 am GUYS PICK TF UP

Blaise

what you need ho? we tryna sleep here

Evalyn

Hoggram

Draco

are you fucked in the head? is that why you're making up words?

Evalyn

no you smartass hogwarts has wifi now ACTUAL WIFI that means no more using phone data to text

Pansy

that sounds absolutely ridiculous hoggram? that's the shittiest name I've ever heard

Evalyn

It's trueeee it's like the Hogwarts version of Instagram

Draco

ew it's just another platform where the Gryffindors are gonna act insufferable

Pansy

says the guy who already posted a selfie with the caption "Born superior🐍"

Mattheo

Please tell me he didn't

Evalyn

He did I reported it for "dangerously high levels of cringe"

Theo

I might like this app if you keep doing that

Lorenzo

bet you five Galleons the Gryffindors post a "friendship" spam within the hour.

Blaise

ten Galleons if it's Potter.

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_DracoMalfoy posted

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_DracoMalfoy Born superior 🐍

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_Evxlynn I reported this for endangering the entire wizarding world with that level of vanity.    ↪ _DracoMalfoy Oh shut uppp eve 😭 Theo_Nott You should change the filter. It makes you look like you're plotting world domination.     ↪yk.riddle ahahahahhaha frrr    ↪ _DracoMalfoy maybe I am    ↪ Evxlynn istg if you get us cancelled with that cringe ass shit, i will kill you user713 daddy🥵 pansy.dgaf I'm not saying I'm judging, but...     ↪ user505 it's fine, everyone is Mione_Granger I like the b&w thing going, very mysterious!     ↪_DracoMalfoy 🩶     ↪_Evxlynn 👀 View all comments

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_Evxlynn posted a story

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_Evxlynn Day 1 of Hoggram and Malfoy already thinks he's a celebrity send help

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_DracoMalfoy You're so mean to me 😭 _Evxlynn love you too Malfoy  _DracoMalfoy 🥲

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Theyluv_Hazza posted

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TheyluvHazza For our friendship 💖

3 minutes ago

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