the funniest thing abt my legal first name is that it's a first name in five billion languages. and whenever i interview a coworker that isn't austrian they're like "oh wow! that's a name in my country! are you ...?" and I have to do the same "yeah no, i know, but I don't know why my parents chose the name" bc there is not a single way to talk about the lies and legends my parents tell abt why they named me that












