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13 NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN 👻 night thirteen

Arwin: I did. I broke it Mr. Mo-

Moseby: No. No, you didn't. Zack?

Zack: Don't look at me. Look at Cody.

Cody: What? I didn't break it!

Zack: That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Cody: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Zack: Suspicious.

Cody: No! It's not!

Patrick: If it matters, probably not, but Maddie was the last one to use it-

Maddie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Patrick: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Maddie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Patrick!

Arwin: Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Moseby.

Moseby: No! Who broke it?

...

Esteban: Carey's been awfully quiet-

Carey: Really?!

*all dissolve into fighting*

Muriel, watching from the background: I broke it. I knocked it over when I was wiping off the break table, and I wasn't cleaning that up, so I left. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Am I the only one who thought this?

BONUS:

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez from Suite Life of Zack and Cody is pro-Snape!