Everyone Loves The Witchers
A/N: A part two to the other Eskel fic was requested by @donttellmehowtowrite so here we are. I’m running on so little sleep and a craving for soup so don’t expect too much. I’m so tired, that’s why most of my fics feature a character sleeping. Self projection if you will.
Pairings: Reader x Eskel
Summary: Although you may not be able to properly stand up right, you can stabilize yourself to know one thing for certain. Eskel loves his brothers.
Word count: 1,095
Warnings: foul language,
Part 1
Part 3
A witcher at any given place was usual. For a town to hire a witcher to hunt down their monsters instead of pleading for a knight meant they were desperate. Having two witchers was just asking for trouble. It wasn’t a mere coincidence that two witchers would show up at the same place, at the same time. That sort of thing had to be planned.
But three? Three witchers in a stable? That sounded like the beginning of a very poor joke. That joke being your life was just your luck.
A familiar grimacing face entered the already crowded stable. Eskel and Geralt turned to face the new addition to your jubilant cast of characters. Their shoulders relaxed in ease, their furrowed brows evening in a soft expression for the youngest of their brothers. You had not known Lambert for long, but you had heard enough stories of the witcher to fill an Oxenfurtian library.
“Where the bleeding hell was my invitation to this fuck fest?” Lambert asked his brothers, seemingly in a foul mood. The gaping wound on his hip might have something to do with that but then again, Lambert was not known for his merriness.
“We miss you too, Lambert,” Geralt replied in such a caring tone it reshaped his very face. From amusement to perfect compassion, witchers were such emotive creatures. “If I had known Eskel would be here as well, I would have sent out an owl to retrieve you for the festivities.”
“What festivities may that be?” Lambert’s interest was piqued despite his injury. He stalked into the stables with an interested swagger, eyes quickly moving about the room. You watched as he inhaled and exhaled, cataloging the scents present and whatever they could entail. He seemed to come to the conclusion that he was safe here. You could visually see his stance relax at the scent of his brothers.
“Eskel’s crude medicine and Jaskier’s irresistible charm,” you answered, bundled up in Eskel’s lap. His arms wrapped you on top of the furs, his stomach pressed against your back until there was no part of you left untouched. “There's more in his satchel if you need it,” you indicated to your witcher’s bag thrown off to the side using your limited movement.
Lambert took a seat on the cot next to Jaskier’s, legs at an angle to face the four of you at once. “You couldn't pay me to drink that horse piss. I’d rather bleed out,” came Lambert’s ever pleasant voice. Jaskier huffed out a laugh, eyeing Lambert like an old friend. Lambert returned the gaze in the only way the witcher knew how, he snarled at the bard. But in a friendly way of course.
“What brings you here?” Eskel asked not impolitely, shifting in his seat so he leaned up against the wall.
“I could say the same for you,” Lambert looked at your merrily band. “There must have been half a dozen contracts here. This place is infested with beasts and monsters. They ran out of room for me in the proper infirmary.” Lambert paused, taking in the sight of the drunken woman on her own cot. “Or so they say.” He eyed her warily but otherwise paid her little mind.
“As the expert in human relations, I can say with certainty that it is not because of any prejudice against you lovely witchers. It really is because the town barely has room for their own people,” Jaskier explained, “The taverns were just filled with despair and sorrow, I just had to help them drown their worries with ale.”
“So that’s why you’re here,” you teased the bard. “I thought you got into Geralt’s elixirs or something insane.”
“No, my dear,” Eskel said softly, “The bard has a little more common sense than you, love.”
“You take that back!” At the same time Jaskier laughed, a scheming little smirk crossing his face.
Geralt looked at his lover with endearment, adoring his little antics. “Oh don’t give him that look, Geralt. Do not encourage this behavior.”
Lambert threw his hands of in the air, “For fuck’s sake, I swear I will gouge out my own lungs with my sword if you four don’t stop this sickening nonsense.” Lambert’s voice took on a mockingly high pitch. “Oh Geralt, I love your stupid hair, you pretty boy.” He threw back his head in a fake faint. “Oh Eskel, I’m just infatuated with the fact that you always smell like an old goat.”
For his antics, Geralt half heartedly knocked him over the head. Lambert slapped his hand from his face, just as brothers would. Jaskier laughed at his witcher. Eskel chuckled behind you, his breath moving against your back comfortingly. It warmed your heart. The comfort that these men brought you. Eskel embracing you, Jaskier keeping your company, and now Lambert’s appearance. You felt nothing but safe and loved.
“Jealous?” you said, drowsy with pain and medicine.
“Of you lot?” Lambert gave a small, genuine smile. “Never.”
“That’s because he loves us all just as much,” Jaskier turned to whisper shout at you. Noticing your suddenly heavy lids, he clapped his hands once to get everyone’s attention. “How about we leave these two love birds be. They need all the rest they can get. And while they do that, we can investigate why exactly there are so many monsters roaming about. How does that sound?” Jaskier grabbed his lute, rummaged through Eskel’s bag for elixirs, and all but dragged Lambert and Geralt out the stables.
“I never agreed to this!” Lambert yelled back, Geralt shoving him forward.
“Do you really want to stay and watch Eskel tenderly care for his lover?” Geralt waited a pause for Lambert to get his double meaning. “Then be my guest, Lambchop.” Geralt trailed behind Jaskier, the loyal wolf. “Don’t come crawling back to me because you forgot how possessive wolves are about their mates.”
You heard Lambert rush to leave, his footsteps pounding on the hay covered floor in his haste to escape. You laughed to yourself, shifting on Eskel’s lap to rest your head against his chest. “You want to know something I’ve noticed?”
Eskel pressed a lingering kiss to your temple, laying back on the cot with you atop him. He pulled his furs over your, piling them high. “Hmm?” he hummed, the sound vibrating against your body.
“You love your brothers with a fierceness like no other. There must not be a living man who loves his kin more than you.”
“Now, what lies has Geralt been feeding you?”















