Do I really need a name.

Me @ me: Harry could see the whomping willow from his dorm. Harry could see the base of the whomping willow from his dorm. James could see the whomping willow from his dorm. James could have seen Snape enter the whomping willow from his dorm.

Me @ me: Guess I’m writing fan fiction now

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

This is pretty much how we’re encouraged to use AI at university.

Can someone add context to all of this? I dont follow hank green closely

It’s an anti-AI hate mob grasping at straws

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

I've seen it pointed out a few times that the various toxins mentioned above did technically have the desired effect, given humans started cultivating the plants and thus protected them from predators/insects, and spreading their seeds far and wide. I just like the idea of evolution/DNA in the examples above being like a benevolent Monkey Paw for the plants.

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

As a common witness of Sea Lions I can assure you that they would very much play out these scenes; they are extremely dramatic creatures

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

You unswapped our friendship bracelets????

ok well now I cannot stop thinking about harry being the result of jilypad birthday sex. that timing is fucking amazing.

sirius is like wdym he's not mine, yeah I know how biology works but I was THERE it was a group project

Dumbledore haunts the narrative of the deathly hollows but you bitches are to afraid to admit it