Eriond: Hey, UL, did you know that 'thot' is short for “thoughtful person” in the Alorn kingdoms?
UL: I didn’t ! Thanks for telling me!
(later)
UL: Thanks so much for visiting me, Belar. You are such a thot.
Belar, wheezing: I’m a what?!?

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Eriond: Hey, UL, did you know that 'thot' is short for “thoughtful person” in the Alorn kingdoms?
UL: I didn’t ! Thanks for telling me!
(later)
UL: Thanks so much for visiting me, Belar. You are such a thot.
Belar, wheezing: I’m a what?!?

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Sometimes a family is an immortal miscreant, his badass immortal daughter, a blacksmith who's in love with her, the kid they've co-parented, a giant ginger Viking, his tiny boyfriend who has a knack for trouble and one-liners, a horse whisperer with a score to settle, a himbo archer with no impulse control, a himbo knight with a heart of gold, a tiny princess who once told a lion to piss off, an overzealous religious guy who can pass through solid rock, a freed slave who's still down to fight, despite having gone through a Lot, and a smol, precious cinnamon roll who believes in everyone, and that's okay.
The Bearer of the Orb, The Man with Two Lives, The Sorceress, The Guide, The Dreadful Bear, The Eternal Man, The Child of Light, The Queen of the World, The Horse Lord, The Mother of the Race That Died, The Blind Man, The Knight Protector, The Archer
The Belgariad
[the legends are true, WIPs do get finished sometimes]
Eriond: If you water water, it grows.
Zakath: What.
Cyradis: He’s got a point.
Eriond, hanging around the farm kitchen: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
Polgara, used to Eriond: Sure they are.
Eriond: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Polgara: Okay.
Eriond: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake.
Polgara:
Eriond, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Polgara: Eriond. Please. Stop.
Belgarath, fascinated: No, continue!

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Eriond: Believe it or not, God is gay.
The Angaraks: Elaborate?
Eriond: I'm God and Ho fucking boy!
Zedar: I want a baby.
The Prophecy of Dark: Oh my god.
The Prophecy of Dark: Steal one.
Sometimes a family is a pair of weird magic twins who finish each other's sentences, a grumpy old man who uses insults to communicate affection, an immortal miscreant with a thing for wolves, his badass immortal daughter, her supportive husband, her adopted sons and daughter in law, and the God who looks out for them. And that's okay.