#epng

East River Waterfront Esplanade, May 2019

Queensboro Bridge, May 2019

Clusterfuck by yours truly 🤗

Fuckin Beautiful Botanical 🌻🌺🌷💐🌿

My first real attempt at long exposure photography was a dope experiment. Learned a lot as I made several mistakes and ended up with a few shots that weren't usable but the ones I COULD use....🤓😍😘 I'm geekin!! Lol

azalea monoceros: my sad garbage child's sad garbage child

- the fact that azalea and chris go on the SHITTIEST DATE IMAGINABLE, like it’s hard to imagine how a date could possibly be worse, in parallel with citra and puck going on a fun and sweet date, only for guess fucking who to be immediately branded the Official Couple of the roleplay - me, just sort of. Deciding. that arthurian mythology exists in this alternate universe, exclusively so that alex can make a “knights of the round table” joke and then say he ships king arthur/sir lancelot. which doesn’t even make a lot of sense. - me deciding that arthur conan doyle exists in this alternate universe, so that alex can say he ships holmes/watson. me deciding shakespeare exists in this alternate universe, so that alex can tease his crush. - to be fair, my reference count (the above cases, plus star wars and lord of the rings) is exponentially lower then augustine’s , who decides on the inclusion of Star Trek, washing machines, Great Britain, Norway, Elizabeth Taylor, Julia Child, cell phones, Bruno Mars, manga, the word ‘swag’, the song 'The Tennessee Waltz’, by extension the state of Tennessee, by extension the United States of America, and…..these are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. - audrey is the only pure one among us. her references were limited to tyss saying she’d date the girl from ouran high school host club, which was a response to a question one of my characters asked. - the line “I’m not going to trust a horse that just flew into my father’s attic” - the fact that we were in between the 'everything is Heterosexual’ phase and the 'Gay! They’re all Gay!“ phase, which added up to a lot of tasteless jokes about toxic masculinity, compulsory heterosexuality, and slash fanfiction. - the fact that alex canonically writes slash fanfiction. (is it about sir lancelot? is it about sherlock holmes? is it about, like, hamlet? nobody knows.) - nobody knows.