Greek gods as things I actually heard
Zeus: LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
Hera: Ok but when are you going to get married?
Poseidon: you're just an ananas bro
Demeter: grow little baby and kill 'em all
Ares: FIGHT ME IF I'M WRONG AND I AM
Athena: when we're concentrating try to concentrate
Apollo: ah, what a beauty. I love u mirror.
Artemis: yes I'm having a midlife crisis at 13 years old.
Ephaestus: at least burning isn't that bad.
Aphrodite: I will change my mind when you will find a girlfriend.
Hermes: *looks out of the window* I SEE THE EVEREST ERUPTING
Dionysus: *trying to imitate Spiderman* i'M nOt DrUnK
Hades: *losing control on a bike* wHEN I SAY THAT I WANNA DIE IT'S NOT BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANNA DIE
Iris: this is different from this which is different from this because also pencils have differences just like us
Hypno: "are you sleeping enough?" "I sleep also when I sneeze and close my eyes"
Nemesis: I will fucking destroy your bLOODLINE ANNA
Nike: I will never lose my virginity because I never lose
Hebe: I feel like a 4 years old 24/7 bruh
Tyche: *no one asks* yesterday I found 50$
Hecate: I am a witch at the same way I am a bitch











