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Usa: The Land of fakers.

Alien Coventry.

No war no bikini

If you don’t fit, don’t sit.

Burberry goes Blade Runner

... in a special announcement made from his House, the president of that old European country publicly smashed his swiss-made watch with a hammer to mark the day and hours he decided to withdraw his country from the Nato. He then put the watch in a little display glass cube, probably the original box of the item, signed it with a permanent marker, and declared “— Voilà, now this watch is worth one million dollars, maybe two or three, or even more. We will put it to auction at the end of my term, and I don’t know yet what we will do with the money. Maybe buying schools for shithole America, like we usually do for shithole countries whom the USA are the capital country. Or maybe keep the money for domestic use, it’s true we also have problems at that level...”. While leaving, he just added “— Oh, and Iran, don’t go far away, I’ve got something for you too.”

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