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who said i love you first? Russiawho laughs when the other trips? Neitherwho pays the bills? Bothwhich one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? Russiawho’s more clumsy? Canadawho checks their daily horoscope? Neitherwho sings louder in the car? Canadawho leaves the cap off the toothpaste? Neitherwho is more up to date in pop culture? Canadawho insists on going to see the newest movies? Neither - They prefer watching at homewho cries when the abused animal commercials come on? Canadawho’s the lighter sleeper? Canadawho believes in ghosts? Neither?who does the grocery shopping? Canadawho updates their facebook status more often? Canada

Secondly, definitely-not-Not-Alfred guy, if I ask a friend to help it’d be someone less prone to embarrassing me. Inadvertently or otherwise! [Plus he’s thinking about that weird dream he had a few days ago and he’s not fuelling that dumpster fire with a half-naked adventure.]

[RECORD SCRATCH.] Who are you and what have you done with Alfred? 

>:^)

Ahhh thank you! I hope you have a great week too!

“It would be a shame to know of people who think they cannot love---- I could not imagine living like that.”

who said i love you first? Russia -America would get tongue-tied every time he triedwho laughs when the other trips? Bothwho pays the bills? America -won’t even let Russia look at themwhich one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? Americawho’s more clumsy? America?who checks their daily horoscope? Americawho sings louder in the car? Bothwho leaves the cap off the toothpaste? Americawho is more up to date in pop culture? Americawho insists on going to see the newest movies? America -but he won’t force Russiawho cries when the abused animal commercials come on? Bothwho’s the lighter sleeper? Neitherwho believes in ghosts? Americawho does the grocery shopping? Russiawho updates their facebook status more often? America

WHY YES ALFRED. YES, YOU CAN, AND HE FLIPS RIGHT OVER WITH HIS AXE IN HAND.Why do you do this, old friend? Why?