#endsday

Wednesday*stops typing*: What have I told you about disturbing me when I'm typing?

Enid: Come on, I'm serious let's elope Willa

Wednesday: You're a weirdo, we eloped already

and wednesday is just like “oh please, as if something as inane as death could keep me from courting you. This isn’t even the most unusual relationship recorded in the Addamses’ archives. I believe currently that my second cousin, twice removed is in a fruitful relationship with a painting, though there’s also—”

which only follows in various summonings just to wax poetic and charm enid, or plan projector movie dates, maybe try and anchor enid’s spirit to a physical object for more quality time, eventually wednesday would probably try and bind enid’s spirit to herself even so they may never part.

i’m just imagining the nightshades slowly discovering what wednesday is up to one by one, esp Yoko. Yoko would break in like “THAT’S IT ADDAMS YOU BETTER NOT BE HIDING A BODY—” and interrupts wednesday begrudgingly painting thing’s nails w gloves on, bc enid can’t do it herself, and some bright, blonde girl is pointing at various bottles of nail polish and critiquing her technique. Yoko immediately gets along with enid and eventually reluctantly works with the weird goth Addams so that she can hang with her weird new bestie (who’s apparently dead??) and geez, how does she always get pulled into this shi-. Bianca’s gonna have a frickin field day when she finds out, and how pathetic for Xavier that the Addams heir would literally rather date a dead person than give him an inch of her attention.

could even involve a further subplot of wednesday networking her way through various demons and ancestors just to find a way to bring enid into the world of the living, or solve her murder, or yknow so on and so forth

WA (mad at yoko cause she called her short): what so u can get fucked by ur Fish GF whenever she wants, u absolute bottom.

Yoko (already regretting things): OMG Wednesday I called you short a month ago I'll do ANYTHING to get you to stop

WA: Anything?

Yoko: I know I'm going to regret this but yes

WA:

1 week later

Enid: you never told me, what yokos punishment was, what was it

WA: watch this, *in over the top anti-vampire propaganda voice* I'm count Dracula and I've come to suck ur blood mwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Yoko:

Example of previous stuff:

Examples of stuff I might do: