rereading the hunger games and i always forget how funny the original dynamic between katniss and peeta is. “he’s trying to win people over by crying and being vulnerable” or he’s sad and scared? “he must me trying to lure me into a false sense of security” this is actually a behavior called being nice to people

We forgot about the clam shapeshifter with the kind of catfishing profile picture

Uni friend with the maybe-marxist maybe-gay-boss texted me "Opinion on Tito?" And I was like goated but also ?. Turns out she did end up telling her boss abt how "she has a friend whos croatian". And he went hm croats from bosnia tend to be nationalist. What is your friends opinion on Tito? And ahe went I think he thinks hes goated but Ill ask. So thats how we ended up here. She then told me her boss has Tito merch and I got to say me too🔥🔥✔️

Yuki Cross's OBVIOUS Thing for vampires is never not funny