#elsewhere?

A character called the Narrative Nanny who watches fictional characters' young children when having a child around would be inconvenient to the plot.

Doing that thing where I randomly stop and stare into space going "holy shit this is really happening"

Any US people want to take a stab at why you guys seem so terrified of your woodlands? My friend and i who are really into horror have noticed this dread of US stories in particular creepy pastas add will add movies and books and so on. I mean I'm australian, we have notorious deadly wildlife bit maybe it's because most of it is small while north America has famous bears and wolves. But both old and modern folklore for the US loves to have the woods as this otherworldly and terrifying thing that is usually reserved for abandoned buildings and hospitals?

Might be planning a trip somewhere with my sister for the week of Memorial Day. The question is, where to go?