Cyclops Got Run Over by his Ex-Wife
Merry X-Mas, everyone! Here's your yearly dose of a parody me and my friends wrote decades ago.
CYCLOPS GOT RUN OVER BY HIS EX-WIFE Idea: Caitlin āPhoenixā Grey Lyrics: Caitlin Grey, @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly, CRETIN, and DkPhoenix Created in December 1995 in IRC, slightly revised December 1998 Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife, Patrolling āround the mansion Christmas Eve, You may say thereās no such thing as cloning, But as for me and Essex, we believe. Ā Ā Ā
Heād been swigging down his eggnog, And we begged him not to go, But Scott (that dork)ās so dedicated, So he wobbled out the door into the snow. Ā Ā Ā
When we found him Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack, There were claw-marks on his forehead, And Infernal-looking symbols on his back. Ā Ā Ā
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife, Patrolling āround the mansion Christmas Eve, You can say thereās no such thing as cloning, But as for me and Essex, we believe. Ā Ā Ā
Well, weāre all so proud of Cable, Heās been taking this so well, Not a tear to rust his metal, He just sits there playing cards with Sis Rachel. Ā Ā Ā
Itās not Christmas without Cyclops, All the X-Men dressed in black, And we just canāt help but wonder, Should we go to Sinister and clone him back? (CLONE HIM BACK!!) Ā
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife, Patrolling āround the mansion Christmas Eve, You may say thereās no such thing as cloning, But as for me and Essex, we believe. Ā Ā Ā
Now that Scott is six feet under, Jeanās conscience is clear and clean, My! Her luck is so uncanny, At last she can go out with Wolverine. Ā Ā Ā
Iāve warned all my friends and mutants, Maddie could be after you, They should have never given powers To a gal who had Phoenix to live up to. Ā Ā Ā
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife, Patrolling āround the mansion Christmas Eve, You can say thereās no such thing as cloning, But as for me and Essex, we believe. Ā Ā Ā
Sing it, Nathans!! Ā Ā Ā
Cyclops got run over by his ex-wife, Patrolling 'round the mansion Christmas Eve, You may say thereās no such thing as cloning, But as for me and Essex, we believe! Ā
