#elite.starters

I’m trying to buy a new car, and if I want that to happen I’m going to need to up the number of tennis lessons I’ve been giving lately, so... if anyone’s looking to pick up a new hobby, hit me up. I know a bunch of you around here have bottomless wallets, which I’m pretty sure means you can cough up some cash to get trained by an award winning athlete. @elitestarters​

So...I guess there’s some sort of party thing tonight for Marina. Happy Birthday, by the way! In case I don’t get the chance to stop by, I hope everyone has a really great time. It looks like it’s going to be a blast.  @elitestarters​

Well, now is probably a good time to introduce myself. For the few of you that don’t know me yet, at least. I’m Patrick Blanco Commerford, you probably know my father-- that’s how the rich world works, after all. We all know each other, or at least... of each other. So what do you people do for fun around here?

Remember everyone, the God Squad meets every day after classes to discuss the world and participate in exercises to make sure that we all stay pure and let no one question our public image. As captain of this and the cheerleading team, I think there are a few of you out there that could use the help before the girls get out on the field to practice-- I’ve seen you watching from the bleachers, you know who you are, pervs. 

I’ve seen some new faces around campus lately, so I just wanted to say hi and welcome you all to Las Dalton Encinas University! I know from experience that it can be a little daunting to be new to a school where everyone already knows each other, so if anyone needs a tour, or just wants to have a chat, please don’t be afraid to approach me. Oh, I’m Blaine, by the way. Blaine Anderson.

So far, I have zero plans for Halloween this year, and I need to change that ASAP, so... who’s planning on throwing a party? Otherwise, I’m going to have to do something at my place, ...which would mean having a party of maybe five people, max. @elitestarters​

Anyone around tonight? If so, I’d recommend taking just a minute to look at the stars. It’s such a clear night, and they’re really visible. Just a thought. 

It has come to my attention that to date, no one announced their intention to host a Halloween party this year. And that, friends, is totally and completely unacceptable. All this to say, Halloween Party at my place October 23, 7-whenever. You know the drill, come in costume, fashionably late is still considered early, and if you’re not prepared to party, why bother? See you all there, shoot me a text if you don’t have the address.