#electricghoti

veritasrose replied to your post “I am still full of Samson feels like 10 years later.”

Always here for this!!

He tried so hard 😭😭😭 but messed up bad 😭😭😭 

scribbleymark replied to your post “I am still full of Samson feels like 10 years later.”

It's been like 5 years.

electricghoti replied to your post “orcteeth replied to your photoset “The Burns Sisters are growing...”

I feel like you should really call them your Orc Chops and grow them out like mutton chops.

I like your thinking... I feel like mutton chops would be such a power move

blackchantilly replied to your photo “I got to see those good good McElboys last night in San Jose. Watching...”

Oh god, I would have loved to hear the Sarah Winchester bit.

When the release the episode (I dunno if they’re gonna hold on to it like they do other live shows) you’re gonna lose it, it’s so fuckin funny.

cyborgsurprise replied to your photo “Drenne the Windwalker Monk, now a life-sized Slapchop.”

stares as she approaches with an onion, bell pepper, and clove of garlic

As if Bull would do anything other than bring him a pork pie and talk shit out over beers.

But don’t you know Bull is big and scary and apparently tortures people? It’s not like he’s a highly intelligent, empathetic, caring person who struggles with his own place in society, deals with his own PTSD based on what he was asked to participate in in Seheron, underwent re-education training that probably involved torture, suffers from chronic pain, and worries about his men all the time? That guy is totally into torturing people. 

Seriously, Nosey. I maintain that Bull would’ve offered Samson a spot in the Chargers if he ever finished serving his time and didn’t die.

@saberwitch replied to your post “[[MOR]@breadedsinner replied to your post “[[MO I found out the...”

Homer Sampson omg

Homer Sampson in red lyrium armor. Homer Sampson trying to do Corypheus’ dark bidding... 

@electricghoti replied to your post “[[MOR] I found out the Bioware forums are closing, that gives me...”

Wait wait, what? Bioware is closing down the most used forum they have for their games? All those character discussion threads gone, helpful references gone. Where do we get Samson and glitter pantheon threads now?

Yep! They’re going into read-only on Aug 26th and being taken offline in October. We’ll have to make a backup of all the Glitter Pantheon stuff. I’ll probably move some of my Samson meta over here.

@catlantean23 replied to your post “[[MOR] I found out the Bioware forums are closing, that gives me...”

But yeah, going to give that alternative a miss too. "Sampson". Haha.

Not going to miss that cesspit :)

Listen if someone hasn’t invented tato tots by now, I don’t want to exist in this hellish wasteland any longer.

@vir-ghilani replied to your post “My lame vanilla ass these days: Yeah so I figured out how Charlotte...”

Starlight Drive-In Movies ok. uwu think about it.

Dear god. Watching some movie Charlotte saw a few months before Shaun was born, before they knew they’d lose all their free time to parenthood. HAHA FUCK. But she gets to put some new memories to it. Ha, I am compromised.

@notactuallyaduck replied to your post “My lame vanilla ass these days: Yeah so I figured out how Charlotte...”

At least they each got dates for the Railroad's annual spring sock hop. ...and wear the same outfit.

Matching poodle skirts, but it’s got deathclaws on it instead of poodles. Deacon found the pattern in some old magazine. I want the Railroad sock hop to be a thing! Can it be a thing? Can Marshall and Curie come by?

@electricghoti replied to your post “My lame vanilla ass these days: Yeah so I figured out how Charlotte...”

Don't forget another great stereotype: carnival shooting gallery with giant teddy bears

OH. Oh no. A giant teddy bear. I’m thinking Charlotte will have to win one for Deacon so he can pull all the stuffing out and use it as a disguise.

@placentalmammal replied to your post “My lame vanilla ass these days: Yeah so I figured out how Charlotte...”

fun date idea: go to a pond to feed the ducks PSYCH I just pushed you into the pond and now you're pissed uh oh

Lordt. The Swan is still alive in Charlotte’s playthrough! Guess someone’s getting shoved into the Swan Pond and waking up the beast. Turns out that the Swan makes for a shitty third wheel D:

@cyborgsurprise replied to your post “My lame vanilla ass these days: Yeah so I figured out how Charlotte...”

which one of them has the sweaty palms?

Totally agree. Then they get mad and / or close their accounts when found out.

Yep, flouncing away instead of just learning from your mistake? Boo.

@nyavatar replied to your post “[[MOR] I hope every person who consistently reposts artwork and...”

May they be forever dogged by the faint scent of urine.

@feedthebanner replied to your post “[[MOR] I hope every person who consistently reposts artwork and...”

popcorn shell stuck under gum. permanent pizza burn.

@electricghoti replied to your post “[[MOR] I hope every person who consistently reposts artwork and...”

They should also step on a lego with bare feet right after stubbing their toe.

@thievinghippo replied to your post “[[MOR] I hope every person who consistently reposts artwork and...”

May their coffee/tea always be cooler than they like.