#eggman meme

“I’ve come to make an announcement. Perry the Platypus is a no-good beaver-duck-bird. He broke all my good inators. That’s right, he took his male-platypus ankle barbs out and he broke all my inators, and all he could say was ‘digga-digga-digga-dig’. And I think that’s insulting, so I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com: Perry the Platypus, you have a stupid hat, it’s as dumb as your boss’ monobrow but it’s way dumber. And guess what? Here’s what my de-platypus-inator looks like! BEHOOOOOOOLD! That’s right, baby! All machine, no self-destruct, no buttons at all. Look at that, it looks like two lasers and a magnifying glass! He broke my inators, so guess what? I’m going to break the Tri-State Area! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER DE-PLATYPUSI-NATOR! Except I’m not going to break the Tri-State Area, I’m going to aim higher! I’m going to break your reality! How do you like that, Monogram? I erased your organization from the timeline, you fool! You have twenty-three hours before the quantum fragments spread across the Earth and erase everything you’ve ever worked for, now prepare for the reign of Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz!”